DaBurgerJoint

Freedom Fighting Fry Cook

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You killed it! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

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A person, on average, eats seven spiders a night while sleeping.

I can't see why the Health Inspector is so upset about just a few of them in the pantry....

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I thought you were talking about something completely different when you said you had spilled the beans

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@IAmNOEA Superpowers you say?

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We run a tight ship here at Da Burger Joint
We expect our employees to go above and beyond for our customers.
Such as picking up food that fell on the floor within 3 seconds, not just 5

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@IAmNOEA

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@IAmNOEA Phenomenal idea. It shall be done.

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What is your favorite COMPLETELY NORMAL thing to put on a burger?

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@IAmNOEA Hey, as long as you're the one eating it, you can bring whatever you want.

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Our Monday special:

#BYOBMonday
Bring Your Own Burger, and you can eat it at our restaurant.

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@KyleBeChillin I welcome all to Da Burger Joint
Not just millennials

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@IAmNOEA Yeah, that's weird.

I gotta get this specials board filled for the week

Need more ideas

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@RadWizzy @krisv_723

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@Epic_Shiro I am unimaginably bored at the restaurant, one of these to watch #Netflix on would be amazing

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@earthboundfarm Yo lemme get that spinach

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Drop the Beat, Not the Ball

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Hey it's #WorldMentalHealthDay
Da Burger Joint loves you just for being you.

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Lies lies and more lies
Burger is in season all year long

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THE SEASON OF BURGERS IS COMING TO AN END BUT I WILL NEVER COME TO AN END BECAUSE I AM THE SENTIENT BURGER THAT LIVES ONLINE MWAHAHAHA YOU'LL NEVER BE RID OF ME

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Got my PHD in burgerology

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Going to drown all my sorrows in the deep fryer