Timmy

Alicia Bradford Fan Account

[Timmy @DaddyM3meMaster]

People 4.5 million years ago:

[cafebeef @0xCAFEBEEF]

i know it sounds really funny and like a joke, but i actually feel like the whole "touch grass" thing is kinda classist? being able to go anywhere now costs a lot of money, like, if i have to go anywhere its over £50 i have to spend, i actually cannot afford to go places

[Timmy @DaddyM3meMaster]

@ChrisRGun https://t.co/Oa2Oi2ZH3V

[Timmy @DaddyM3meMaster]

@RealAstolfoFate @LocalBateman @DudespostingWs Why do you think he died

[Timmy @DaddyM3meMaster]

@GeneralSamsSec

[i like food @messedupfoods]

chocolate covered chicken wings

[Timmy @DaddyM3meMaster]

@memesiwish

[Timmy @DaddyM3meMaster]

@fruitymisato 札幌であなたのパフォーマンスを見たときに買った2つのフルーティーなアルバムがどこにあるのかわからないことに気づきましたが、今は悲しいです
😭😭😭😭😭

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

attempting to solve my problems
-probably have to see a therapist
-requires actual thought
-difficult

saying "we live in a society" whenever something goes wrong
-simple
-makes you sound cool and woke
-its true. we do live in a society

[Timmy @DaddyM3meMaster]

Being an ex BuzzFeed employee, Aaron Calvin should be kept on staff as a consultant at the register so that they can listen to his ideas as an example of what not to do.

[Timmy @DaddyM3meMaster]

@alicia_jean96 its you

[Timmy @DaddyM3meMaster]

@alicia_jean96

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

me: (drowning in a lake, gasping for air)

guy pointing at me driving past on a boat: LMAO ok now that is a mood

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

me: (drowning in a lake, gasping for air)

guy pointing at me driving past on a boat: LMAO ok now that is a mood

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

wow texting my number neighbor really took a turn

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

Mario and Luigi aren't actually brothers, they're married. A thread:

[Timmy @DaddyM3meMaster]

"china is the safest country in the world"

also

"don't go outside alone at night in china or you will die"

-like 50 people i met in china

pick one pls

[Timmy @DaddyM3meMaster]

@fruitymisato yoooooooooooooooooooo

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

Anime is 87% closeups of characters lips shifting from frowns to smirks and 13% explaining why said smirk occurred.

[👻alicia✨ @goddanggemini]

Best husband/wife whatever I love u can’t wait to own 67 cats with you but also fuck you and your diabetes

[Timmy @DaddyM3meMaster]

@alicia_jean96 We are already married and I am literally john mulaney like what