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Why have daddy problems when you can have daddy solutions? (he|him|his)

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@NoahGoldxxx I want those eggs sunny side up

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Earth is the living being and we are the parasites… the poetic justice of it all.

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: Scientists using satellite and seismic data have discovered that Earth produces a puzzling pulse every 26 seconds, often described as its "heartbeat."

EARTH MAY ITSELF BE A LIVING BEING!

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You will never convince me that The Mummy (1999) starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weiss isn’t one of the best movies ever made.

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Hey @AMCTheatres! If you’re going to have policies regarding food, try enforcing them consistently. I totally understand and respect no outside food policies… until I sit next to someone eating a rotisserie chicken when I was forced to throw out my leftovers from dinner

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As we prepare to enter into potential nuclear war, I really want to know what everyone is listening to.

What are the jams keeping you motivated these days?

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@NoahGoldxxx Love them on you 😈

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@NoahGoldxxx Just what my sweet tooth needs

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I’ve never had an @uber driver who deviated from the map in uber get a better arrival time. Is that just me?

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You think there are any @Chilis out there that show Drag Race? I’d like to enjoy a triple dipper while watching mama @RuPaul make some terrible puns…

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I’ve never been more happy that my FLSA went through before this current atrocity of an administration…

[Secretary Linda McMahon @EDSecMcMahon]

As student loan debt nears $1.7 Trillion, it’s clear that @USEdGov was never intended to serve as our nation’s fifth largest bank.

That’s exactly why we are partnering with @USTreasury to restore fiscal sanity and better align student aid programs with students, families and borrowers.

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@NoahGoldxxx Always for his pleasure

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What the fuck are you doing bringing your five year old to the hotel gym?

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Bring back the rule of thumb. But, like, only for Olivia.

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This would honestly be the best season of television ever filmed.

[Kas (Seddera Side) @sedderaside]

my dream cast for rupaul's drag race all stars: heroes vs villains

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If the second is a success will we get Red, White & Royal Baby?

[Red, White & Royal Blue Updates @RWRBNews]

Taylor Zakhar Perez via TikTok 🫶

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I wonder if Pam Bondi will let us start complaining about things now that the stock market is decidedly not at 50k anymore…

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Clearly we have learned nothing from the last Boston Tea Party…

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@treeaston Dan took his eye off the ball

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Hey @RobThomas! Have we considered an animated @veronicamars follow up (a la Velma, but obviously better)?

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There is no better feeling that immediately taking off your pants as soon as you get home 👖