Douglas Watt

Made in Scotland, adopted by Salford. Enjoy absurdities. footy, music, blah, blah blah

[Michael Woolley @michaelwoolley]

@ProfBrianCox You might boost this. https://t.co/56Xri1ChH7

[Douglas Watt @Dadougler]

https://t.co/HN388FVHKS

[Douglas Watt @Dadougler]

@Overourwall @MickPuck @WaterboysMusic That’s a toughy. Both brilliant in different ways. But FBlurs shades it.

[Douglas Watt @Dadougler]

@garetrobinson @evernote I am with you. Its shocking. Upgrade to have 5 devices, upgrade to have >100 tags. It sucks. Not sure where I am going to yet but I am prepping all my notes for a departure. I used to love Evernote but have come to stongly dislike it.

[Douglas Watt @Dadougler]

@Lord_Sugar Seriously Big Guy. It’s been a load of wank game show for years now. Formulaic, predictable and real low common denominator

You are the beacon for grafters. Stop giving oxygen to X factor wannabes

Make a call. Retire the show. It’s utter utter shit.

[Douglas Watt @Dadougler]

@LegacySiu It’s Tony Kroos

[Douglas Watt @Dadougler]

@MANCHESTERMUS10 @TheArtoftheSou1 Absolutely amazing, beautiful tribute

[Douglas Watt @Dadougler]

@_DHOTYA This is going to take a bit of beating. It’s almost too good.

[Douglas Watt @Dadougler]

Hey @VirginMoney my Dad has been waiting on a new bank card for over a month. He keeps getting told it’s on its way. He is 83 and not great with contact centres. Is there anyway he can speak to someone at a branch to resolve this?

[Douglas Watt @Dadougler]

Feels to me that c10k drunk red necks have been released from their DUI, topped up via a free glue bag and given passes to support the USA. #RyderCup2025

Utter cunts.

[Douglas Watt @Dadougler]

Name this boyband

[@amuse @amuse]

PRO-TIP: If you're the jerk who snatched Majchrzak's cap out of the child's hand I'd get out in front of this. Find out how to get the hat back to the kid and make a public apology. This won't end well unless you make it right quickly.

[IndieForBunnies @IndieForBunnies]

Si rivedono i #Cornershop: il nuovo singolo, con la voce di #EdenGray, si chiama "Amsterdam via Rotterdam"
@CornershopHQ

https://t.co/p2irkwg62H

[Douglas Watt @Dadougler]

@BBCSport Some game that. Good on him.

[Douglas Watt @Dadougler]

@usopen @carlosalcaraz Whoah, that was epic

[Douglas Watt @Dadougler]

@Olly_Tennis_ Pretty sure there will have to be a closer eye on him now from ATP/WADA. Be interesting to see how many events he pulls out of due to injury

[Douglas Watt @Dadougler]

I have found my self with x3 tickets for the City V Liverpool game tomorrow. Hospitality in Vermillion pre match included.

Come on twitter do your thing.

#twitterspares

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

Happy 60th birthday to legendary Pearl Jam vocalist Eddie Vedder!

Here’s Eddie with Pearl Jam performing “Alive” from their legendary MTV Unplugged in New York (1992)

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Can we get 500 retweets as soon as possible on this new ad completely humiliating Donald Trump

[The Independent @Independent]

Elon Musk’s mom ‘encouraged X followers to commit voter fraud’ as she is fact-checked on son’s platform
https://t.co/wLQpx6SAwp