Dadsense

Dad•sense (n): 1)The tingling sensation when someone leaves a light on or adjusts the thermostat. 2) Parenting decisions that just make sense.

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[Lofi Girl @lofigirl]

🎁 Giveaway announcement 🎁
→https://t.co/Iw8sumUWBD

To celebrate 10 million subs, I'm launching a three-part giveaway that anyone can participate in!

For tier 1, I'll be giving away 10x limited-edition vinyl collection and $200 @lofigirlshop gift cards to 10 lucky winners! 💌

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On Sleep, or the lack thereof: https://t.co/QRt9MhiCYA

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#VoteGMM @streamys @linklamont @rhettmc

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#VoteGMM @streamys @linklamont @rhettmc

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@DaddingAround You must have very strong kids if they can move you from one bed to another without waking you up...

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Bet @GOtransit, @GOtransitLW has been late every day for 2 weeks. What's going on?

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@McDonaldsCanada Is "not buy a a flurry" an option?

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I've entered to win 4 tickets to Day Out with Thomas: The Steam Team Tour 2019 in St. Thomas, Ontario via @cyngagen. Here's where you can enter too! #dayoutwiththomas #ldnont #stthomason #giveaway #contest #canwin

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@TimHortons do you have a franchise coach position? Someone to help each location perform optimally?

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@gigirules7 Leslie Neilson was the best Dracula.

[UNO @realUNOgame]

If someone puts down a +4 card, you must draw 4 and your turn is skipped. You can’t put down a +2 to make the next person Draw 6. We know you’ve tried it. #UNO

[Daddy Poppins @DaddyPoppinsBlg]

Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?

It's true.

I mean when was the last time you ate a monkey?

#dadjokes

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@ricosuave60 This should help:

BLOCKBUSTER
211 NE Revere Ave, Bend, OR 97701, USA
[phone]
https://t.co/IiBHWCoTmM

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@onehullofadad That is unacceptably shoddy work!

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Went to the dentist today.

Me: I flossed this time!
Hygienist: That's nice, now hop up in my chair. I'ma make you bleed.

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@loret826 It's called Autosomal Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst

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@sug_knight I don't really care, I'm dead. Stuff me and leave me with my arms out by the front door so I can take guest's coats?

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@7eleven @sheetz @UltiBat @eaglecallan Hey 7-eleven:

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@sheetz Pwned!!

[Dadding Around @DaddingAround]

How to say 'hello' in different languages:

English: "Hello"
German: "Hallo"
French: "Salut"
Spanish: "Hola"
Chinese: "Nǐ hǎo"
Baby: *vomit over everything*

#parenting #dadlife