I will create an audio epic rivaling The Wall. There will be no words in it because I cannot sing. I will release this epic when I am finished with it.
What's everyone doing today? On my list: Shower. Get McDonald. See how I feel after eating and possibly return my phone. Eat some D 8. Watch Arrival. And finally, be kind to myself.
“Wow! I woke up this morning at 5 am and worked out! I feel so great this morning… I’m so glad I didn’t start MY new year off with a hangover!”
*gets shot in the face*
Me when I saw the girl I was so in love with went to their concert with her new bf: I can’t understand a word these guys are saying and they suck
Me when I decided to be a better man: BUHOH YOU SME LIKE CHOCLAT
Me in 2015 when I heard the 1975 for the first time: I can’t understand a word these guys are saying and they suck
Me when I heard them in college: BUHOH YOU SME LIKE CHOCLAT