Ramon P. Wolf, Esq.

Lawyer. Dadmaxxing in suburbia. Not legal advice.

[Ramon P. Wolf, Esq. @Dallas_DILF]

If she says she’s too good for Chili’s on a first date, she ain’t the one

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

y'all aren't getting $6 margs at Chili's and it shows.

[Trev @rizzbolt]

Where is that frontal lobe I was promised when I got older

[Icepack Trigga @HollywoodTrigga]

Soon as she threw that leg over, it woulda looked like I was scratching the numbers on a lottery ticket

[Ramon P. Wolf, Esq. @Dallas_DILF]

@LMACThoughts

[Ramon P. Wolf, Esq. @Dallas_DILF]

@BacardiCapital Enjoy a Karl Marx cig, of course

[Ramon P. Wolf, Esq. @Dallas_DILF]

@annoyingastros

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Age Gap August

[Ragnar @pikeypilled]

John D Rockefeller had a stable of young nubile milkmaids that were milked daily to supply him with the freshest sweetest breast milk for his mother’s milk milkshakes (he drank 3 a day )

He lived better than you

[Ramon P. Wolf, Esq. @Dallas_DILF]

@THEJaxEsq Telling her I’m not a grower, not a shower, but a mysterious third thing (gym dick)

[doomer @uncledoomer]

you need to be willing to commit atrocities to avenge your foid

[Ramon P. Wolf, Esq. @Dallas_DILF]

@_Sprinkles_77 Doesn’t matter

[Ramon P. Wolf, Esq. @Dallas_DILF]

@LMACThoughts Ring size please?

[G L E A M ✦ @GleamX0]

don't let a stranger u met in the hospital separate u from ur partner 🥲

[Ramon P. Wolf, Esq. @Dallas_DILF]

@Bwreckless Not wrong and I do appreciate geographical precision but in this case it’s too clever to split hairs

[Ramon P. Wolf, Esq. @Dallas_DILF]

Henceforth I shall be calling Middle Eastern baddies “sand sirens”

[dolo @doloyeung]

I showed my dad a pic of Mia Khalifa and said "I bet it grips like a Tom Clancy thriller". I'd never seen him so disgusted. He got in my face, described Clancy as "The West's greatest novelist", and went on a rant about how offensive it was to compare his work to a "sand siren"

[Ramon P. Wolf, Esq. @Dallas_DILF]

@_Sprinkles_77 Happy to hear it. Plenty more where that came from

[Ramon P. Wolf, Esq. @Dallas_DILF]

@Chicago_LMAC

[Ramon P. Wolf, Esq. @Dallas_DILF]

It’s great to see people living in the moment, not a phone in sight

[Daniel Osinaga @dosinaga2]

Es la mejor pelea que vi en mi vida, lo tiene todo, vale cada segundo.

[Ramon P. Wolf, Esq. @Dallas_DILF]

@_Sprinkles_77 @PopCulture2000s Thought that was you for a second

[Ramon P. Wolf, Esq. @Dallas_DILF]

@HeyyRB I would like to enroll my daughter in your class please

[Ramon P. Wolf, Esq. @Dallas_DILF]

@LMACThoughts My goodness

[Ramon P. Wolf, Esq. @Dallas_DILF]

@typicallyrobyn That’s the best first date idea I’ve ever heard of