BackDoorDan

You men eat your dinner, eat your pork and beans
I eat more chicken than any man ever seen

[BackDoorDan @DanBackdoor]

@TheDylanDmma

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@FluffSuit Surely you'll be making enough saw dust already

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@EvilCoreyVersus They tried to fire him on Wednesday, but they couldn't figure out how to spell that either

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@TheDylanDmma Severe cognitive decline sounds like a good Biden impression to me

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My Sunday best

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@MrCussMustard1 "Amazing chest ahead"

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@DJSkullfetish Cheese, bacon, fried egg, chipotle mayo

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The perfect gaming chair doesn't exi-

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@cooterhog Taken but the kidnappers are just really hungry vegetarians

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@EvilCoreyVersus Can't complain about that

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@MikesMMAPicks Love me some Shane Burgos. Was that the fight where his corner cut his hair in between rounds? Funny stuff.

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Finally gonna get the respect I deserve at weddings, family functions, or work

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@muppetvampire I think you're the only other person I've ever encountered with this. You might have a birch pollen allergy.

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@drunktesIa Talk about a mindfreak

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@TheDylanDmma Anthony Crumble Johnson trying to wrestle DC in the rematch.

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@TheRickDoofus I keep imagining them having a "Lady and the Tramp" moment over the last line of blow

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@TheRickDoofus We need to go deeper. Threefried beans

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Everything reminds me of her

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Chilling with my guy