Daniel Martin

Journo and Scriptwriter. Darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

[Daniel Martin @DanMartinIsNot]

@Eastwardprimary @Vision_M_A_T Yes!

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

I guess the lesson here then is don't rape people

[Daniel Martin @DanMartinIsNot]

Happy #DoctorWho Day!

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

Doctor Who. Coming early 2020.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You are all so fucked.

[Robert Peston @Peston]

This is very funny. @jeremycorbyn sees my colleague @PaulBrandITV and seems to hide behind a pillar.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I send natural disasters to punish mankind for being stupid enough to believe in a God who would send natural disasters to punish it.

[Wes Streeting @wesstreeting]

It’s time for a woman leader.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck half of you.

[Daniel Martin @DanMartinIsNot]

Derek Wilton lolz on #Corrie 😅😀😀😀😀😀

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Yep I do have thoughts, he was expelled quicker than a man who threatened to kill me, quicker than a man in my CLP who denied the Holocaust, both are only still suspended.

[Daniel Martin @DanMartinIsNot]

@johnophonic @bbc5live @bbcquestiontime Afraid not my friend. The spoke stupidly defence just doesn’t cut it this time round. You don’t say something like that without intent unless yours simply stupid. And he may be many things be he’s not stupid

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Just leaving Westminster and and man ran down the street along side me asking me about why Carl Benjamin shouldn't be able to joke about my rape. Shouting "I pay your wages".

[Daniel Martin @DanMartinIsNot]

Hot take: The Great Escape is better than #Parklife

[Daniel Martin @DanMartinIsNot]

@edwardrussell It is witchcraft

[Daniel Martin @DanMartinIsNot]

@GarethJonesTV Don’t apologise it’s Twitter haha

[Daniel Martin @DanMartinIsNot]

@GarethJonesTV Your next Netflix addictions should you choose to accept 😏

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

So here’s what I’ve been up to lately. Pilot was amazing fun to shoot with a top team of very amusing space people.

[Daniel Martin @DanMartinIsNot]

“Arseholes are beautiful!” Had almost forgotten about Kirk but that was for the ages with bonus Rula Lenska #Corrie