Dan Omelette

You can sharpen a pencil without a pencil sharpener, but you can't sharpen a pencil without a pencil.

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@markschlereth One quick google would tell you that Boom Entertainment is not a Sportsbook. They build gambling apps for other companies. I think you are leaving out some important context here.

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@MechanicShine @TravisRockhold You are numb- he isn’t trying to make it 3 wide. He gets shoved three wide by the cars behind him and Denny put himself in a bad spot. That happens in every race at Sonoma. Carson is not often innocent, but you guys aren’t using your eyes to see what actually happened.

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@espndotexcl @jeff_gluck He pushed him all the way into the corner. I just think that’s how it works on restarts there so I don’t blame the 6, but it’s not on Carson

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@ZJWood2 @VolKno55 @wimmer33fan Those are the plastic cases the cars come in

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@eaglenascarfan @Stalvey48 Really thought you did something there with “wreckacar”

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@thalasttoknow @4stickers Yeah those badasses Harvick, Edwards, Busch and Keselowski were always beating the fuck out of each other

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@ChadGray421 @SpeedFreak24_26 @DaleJr It was there before Dale died

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@DanielKriete4 People don’t love prime because of how they treat commercials. People love it because it feels like a professional product. The amount of times Clint Bowyer would say a driver was fighting to get around another driver when it was actually the opposite was insane.

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@18RacingFan18 @BlaneyBest Talladega was brutal with commercials. They were going every three laps for a bit

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@MarkPeterson85 @BlaneyBest Mike Joy stinks

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@JustinMLB You made a statement that showed a clear lack of ball knowledge- don’t get mad at me.

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@KMSColeman How do you keep all of your various fake personas straight?

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@MSanker13062 @BarstoolBigCat You keep telling yourself it’s for “heat issues”. It’s for advertising.

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@ChrisKlemmer Oh no!

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@RossVon0epen @JakeMarsh18 Classic Mr. Positions

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@Scuba_Steve111 @dennyhamlin @AlextheAdm1ral This take is so crazy that I think I love it

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@MikePita @PatsPlanet_ @Savageboston He was an ok linebacker- probably not worth the pick they used to take him

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@deem_team9 @CardPurchaser Did they ever release a version without the RC? If not, value will be unaffected as they are all like this. “Errors” only increase value when they are fixed and reprinted.

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@AngelWings11502 @RepDanGoldman I don’t remember the part where we siphoned tax payer dollars in support of those people