Dan Patrizio

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

@call_Scarlett I didn’t check in—I sent you a text earlier. I should have called…bad Dan!

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

@call_Scarlett Time & Place?

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

@call_Scarlett good morning to you as well - best way to spend a rainy morning?

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

Come on @dominos ...my once a quarter “wife and kid away pizza, sprite & lethal weapon 3” deserved better than this...

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

@HomeDepot no project is too big for this little guy

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

Not quite what we had in mind @Lucky

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

I just wrote a review on W WELSEY TRENCH https://t.co/GjqAXoy6iK via @yotpo

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

Happy 1st Birthday Jack! Your mother & I have loved you from the moment we knew there would be a… https://t.co/6guLcSbn7a

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

@DASHBus I drop $20 in before the driver tells me I can't reload that way. $20 to go 1.3miles. #dashfail killing me here. Need my @Uber

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

Killing me @DASHBus. Standing at the stop and bus 207 nearly blows the stop. I have to walk across a lane of traffic to board. THEN..we'll..

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

Hey @DASHBus, way to blow the stop without picking me up. Now I'm using @Uber to get home. #at7failsagain

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

This little @gap baby is ready for his snowy weekend.

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

This guy couldn't be happier to spend his day with mommy #lilactionjack and andpatrizio https://t.co/HKHgRTQWfh

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

Team Patrizio visits the @nationals for #lilactionjacks first baseball andpatrizio #summeroffirsts https://t.co/AoMXp5cfzi

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

From Philip Greene's book on Papa Hemingway, To Have and Have Another:

"the great ones that… https://t.co/h7DQaW9ZXU

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

d.a.c._custom_detailing thanks for cleaning up my wife's ride, looks spectacular! andpatrizio… https://t.co/Iq4cdVcmsN

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

@lilactionjack 'enjoyed' his first ever @slurpee. Thank you @7eleven for the freebie. And, just… https://t.co/EP8ed2XsNX

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

Sons out, Guns out! Jack hopes everyone has a safe and happy Independence Day https://t.co/N8GGV490LL

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

Nap he must, absorb he will #fathersontime #theforceisstrongwiththisone #nevertoosoon #starwars… https://t.co/GP0h5bRemC

[Dan Patrizio @DanPatrizio]

Making his long await debut John Anthony Charles rounded out Team Patrizio yesterday at 1:35pm.… https://t.co/MrOGx3CWz6