Dan Schmidt

Father, Tinkerer, Gypsy Soul. Unworthy of His grace. Just an angel with an incredible capacity for beer.

[Dan Schmidt @DanSchmidt55]

“My deepest awareness of myself is that I am deeply loved by Jesus Christ and I have done nothing to earn it or deserve it.”
Brennan Manning

[👍 tu Papi 👍 @tupapiindeed]

Schools that made the CFP, NCAA men's basketball tournament, and a college baseball regional.

That's it! That's the list.

[Dan Schmidt @DanSchmidt55]

@PBirkelbach @CJBirkelbach_ Congrats, brother!

[Dan Schmidt @DanSchmidt55]

@SleeperNFL @JacobBarzilla @SleeperColts @SleeperTitanUp @SleeperJaguars @TexansLeadSM @ColtsLeadSM @TitansLeadSM @JaguarsLeadSM Sauce in the top 10 is delusional.

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@NiceJackIn2026 @rationalyankee

[Dan Schmidt @DanSchmidt55]

“😭😭😭😭They didn’t draft the guy I wanted😭😭😭😭Casserio sucks😭😭😭😭Texans are garbage😭😭😭😭😭” - Texans Twitter

[Jacob @JacobBarzilla]

Kayden McDonald celebrating with the Texans fans in Pittsburgh:

[Dan Schmidt @DanSchmidt55]

@SharpFootball Either QB stops that passing attack.

[TexAgs @TexAgs]

Trending 🆙📈

#GigEm

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Source: Will Anderson is signing a three-year $150 million extension that makes him the highest paid non-quarterback in NFL history. The deal includes $134 million guaranteed.

[Dan Schmidt @DanSchmidt55]

Life’s guarantees: Death, taxes, and Diaz hitting into double plays.

[Dan Schmidt @DanSchmidt55]

If only they made things you can wear that keep the sun out of your eyes!

[Dan Schmidt @DanSchmidt55]

Left fielder pulled a Yanier!!

[Dan Schmidt @DanSchmidt55]

7 inning mercy rule, right??

[Texas A&M Baseball @AggieBaseball]

Aggies on the watch👀

🔗https://t.co/w5OChQev2d

#GigEm

[Dan Schmidt @DanSchmidt55]

Death, taxes, and Aaron Judge choking in big games.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

LEGENDARY CHOKE-JOB:

Team USA captain Aaron Judge in the World Baseball Classic elimination games…

• 2 for 11
• 180 batting average
• Six strikeouts
• Zero home runs
• Zero RBIs

In the biggest moments… Judge never shows upx

[Dan Schmidt @DanSchmidt55]

Little bro’d the 51st state….again.

[Dan Schmidt @DanSchmidt55]

@NFL_DovKleiman The lack of O-line is.

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that