Dan Updike

[Dan Updike @DanUpdike37]

@DaleJr not sure if you’ve ever seen this or not but you have your own pinball machine!

[Dan Updike @DanUpdike37]

@mindys4biden It’s because Massie would become the Senator if they removed McConnell. Well technically 3 names would be chosen, but the democrats governor would choose the senator until an election can be held.

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@ThemeParkIQ It’s awful, but not because of “breaking the story”- projection mapping on faces is just terrible. What they should’ve done is the bird trick behind the mirrors- one side is alive and you get to the other and he’s dead.

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@dynastytribal It’s THE best. By a long shot.

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@geoffkeighley Vandal Hearts!

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@LeanandCuisine IOI isn’t expected to be involved with the second one, so this is a one and done IMO

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@RealPostFolder The kid isn’t the issue here. It’s the fact that she treated him like an option while he was viewing her as the only choice.

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@S_U_Network Along with: Tommy boy, Billy Madison, airheads, big daddy, etc etc

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@PlayStalgiaX Vandal Hearts!

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@Babstip @OTUN_SHA To warn John she was in there. He was never going to kill him. That’s why he saved him in the church. They were close friends.

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@Orewalokida @Dexerto You should be complaining. IO are the only ones who should be touching it.

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@gguworld It’s funny seeing tom fuck up the lyrics because they haven’t played it much yet 🤣

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@pencilburn @JediSenshi @TheCinesthetic The real Luke Skywalker turned heel in Dark Empire. It wasn’t a clone.

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@floridamanRTR @jimgeeting They also raced 50 plus races a year back then, and cheated like fucking crazy.

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@TheStingisBack It works better with greedo shooting first- Han’s a world weary scoundrel who knows to dodge what’s coming.

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Dale Earnhardt was the most redneck redneck to ever redneck and he took the confederate flag off his car because his Black housekeeper said she didn’t want to see it. It’s really not that hard to not be an asshole.

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@deafhorsemoon It is classic Stepmother syndrome. She didn’t like that Dale had been with women before her. She always treated them like shit. She forced Jr to go to military school at 8 or 9 because he was hyper. Like all kids are. Then sued Kerry over his last name. And the IROC deal.

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@deafhorsemoon @ArchivesDe Yes. Dale, Kelley, and Kerry have not been there since his funeral/interrment. Teresa will not let them.

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@NPSkills95 @I_AM_AM387_44 You need to watch Never Sleep Again. Wes specifically says he’s a pedophile but because of a HUGE pedophilia case with the church at the time right before the first movie released, it was downgraded to subtext only. “The first time tends to get a little messy” is also evidence.