Dan

I’m just a man, holding out against a construction company, filling his house with helium balloons. Also at @afcDW

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

I get it, and these changes won’t affect me personally. But the repeated booking restriction isn’t very “LIMITLESS” of you, @ODEONCinemas

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

It’s entirely in your head. I promise you not one single time have I walked into a screening and seen someone by themselves and cared. I wouldn’t even notice unless they gave me a reason to.

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

@Gabewatch Hey, I was just noticing this yesterday.

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

I miss 3 days ago when people were like “wow, just saw the Odyssey” and “somebody get these beggars out of here!”

Now the algorithm has run out of those people to show me and all it has left is people who go to the cinema to get really angry.

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

I miss 3 days ago when people were like “wow, just saw the Odyssey” and “somebody get these beggars out of here!”

Now the algorithm has run out of those people to show me and all it has left is people who go to the cinema to get really angry.

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

@shitterly @jakebackpack Personally, I could hypothetically read it twice. I know my partner would be bored the second time around.

So given we’ll only be reading it together once, I’d like that version to be the best one. I’m happy to defer to other readers to tell me which that is.

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

@EditrixLane @jakebackpack I will do that, thanks!

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

@rosslikesstuff @jakebackpack I just wondered whether it was more the case here because of the OP drawing a contrast between the merits of the translation and the technical achievement.

But happy to trust people who have actually read it (unlike me) that it’s not a big deal.

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

Regardless of the legality, how are you pulling this stunt on a human level?

Someone tells you they’re both pregnant and unwell and you’re like “you’re fired, keep coming to work this week though”.

[jin @jnsulz]

3 hours after i sent the message to my manager

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

The fact multiple London Odeons are doing IMAX screenings of Inception tonight at 8/9pm is very funny.

Never has the divide between football guy and film guy been clearer than in the decision between IMAX Inception and England in the World Cup semi-final.

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

Looks completely insane (complimentary)

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

Digg. Or Die. DIGGER. Only in theaters October 2.

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

At this point I was like “oh, he’s reversing so he can turn the van to his left, parallel to the tracks, and slot into the space in front of the barrier”.

Then he drove forwards to his right and up onto the kerb…??

[𝚂𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚞𝚜 @sknerus_]

Elementarny przykład dlaczego nie wjeżdża się na przejazd kolejowy w momencie gdy światła się jeszcze świecą

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

I need people to know that even if only a couple of people turn up to your birthday party and you guys chill out and joke around and have some nice food and drinks, that’s a successful party.

Everyone puts way too much pressure on themselves to entertain, it’s *your* birthday!

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

“Impossible” is obvious rage bait, but I am falling for it, because the answer is so blatantly D.

You’ve got China, Japan, South Korea, India, Thailand, Vietnam, Malaysia, you’ve even got sections of Turkey and a tiny bit of Italy sneaking in. Way clear of any other option.

[Amy Eileen Hamm @preta_6]

This is an impossible choice 😭

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

@knoyhead I still do this in the new games where it’s entirely unnecessary. I’d rather maintain the habit for when I jump back, I can’t deal with this kind of thing in the clip 😭

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

I feel immediately validated by replies like this.

[Alejandro García Alamán @Agarkala]

@TerribleMaps In Spain it's mandatory in some friendly salutations and means "I'm gladly surprised to meet you again":
- "Coño, Pepe, ¿qué tal estás?"
There are dozens of common situations like that.

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

I know this is a “terrible map” and all, but in my experience in Spanish speaking countries it’s one of their more common and everyday swear words.

Pretty sure you could say it around family and no one would care.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Saying the 'c' word in public

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

I started playing Clair Obscur yesterday (I know, I’m late to the party) and I was surprisingly moved by the prologue.

It was obvious from all the early dialogue what was coming, but it still hit me when it happened.

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

Bigger, I reckon.

[Dan @DanWCritchlow]

@jordandavies09 The one time he got it right (Cat) it was because the only other option was to vote for himself 😭