the Dan you know

I have an associate degree

[the Dan you know @Dan_yoSmells]

prophet led not profit driven

[the Dan you know @Dan_yoSmells]

Noir thriller with characters named Miss Terry and McGuffin.

[the Dan you know @Dan_yoSmells]

the sodexo hospital cafeteria has chicken phò

[salt creek @jornagain]

Maybe I should pursue a graduate degree in walking around

[the Dan you know @Dan_yoSmells]

Just lost my job at kaiser hospital, I was tasked with making machines that beep like crazy at random intervals.

[the Dan you know @Dan_yoSmells]

i'm supposed to have ideas?

[Anna Stansbury @annastansbury]

More generally, PhD students underestimate (and PhD programs under-teach) communication.

To stress-test your ideas & to disseminate them, you need to communicate them clearly and *concisely*

This is actually a difficult skill that is learnable - but takes time and practice

[100 @yh_me2]

keep talking, I’m diagnosing you

[mural of famous Serbs on Irving Park & Sacramento @GarlicCorgi]

I just had an out of office experience

[the Dan you know @Dan_yoSmells]

Any great tips on how to psychologically integrate my missing finger tip?

[taoki @justalexoki]

going to trick my wife into getting pregnant again by being a good father and husband

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i've learned a lot about myself this year. which is pretty much the worst thing that can happen to somebody

[the Dan you know @Dan_yoSmells]

@RomeoStevens76 @adele_bloch Like make a baby

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Forbes should do a “1 Under 1” for clutchest baby

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Huge data center meltdown in Aurora. Absolute disaster. Data everywhere.

[low time preference @bitcoin__intern]

Having a wife is like having a flock camera in your house

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a stupid fucking battle that is ultimately their fault

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[the Dan you know @Dan_yoSmells]

Selling stuff

[John Bistline @JEBistline]

I crunched all 677,081 Cash for Clunkers trade-ins. Most were roughly what you’d expect. Then you reach the 1990 Porsche 928 S4 and begin to wonder what happened in that household.

[the Dan you know @Dan_yoSmells]

drinking the beverage