Dan

was a cook, then I wasn't, now a cafe owner and chief washerupper

[Dan @Danboyuk]

@Starwhores1 Crash back!

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@DeenaldTrump No. No. No.

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This happened tonight

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@MyshkinBanned But not too far down

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@NicolaSillyBum

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@NicolaSillyBum She'll be gone by the morning comes

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Moment one of Spain's top matadors is gored through the testicle during bullfight https://t.co/r5GDzeduGl

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@Dickwith2dogs Wish you all the look in the world

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@kalanighost Mate, just move here

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@Beigerevenge

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@Atlantis252

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@BigTomD He'd probably be quite decent in the Championship

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@BigTomD Where's the big German nobhead?

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@ThatsSoBluesky

[Isle of Wight County Press @iwcponline]

New parents walked 70 miles of Island coastline with newborn baby https://t.co/2c1SsOFi15

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Cans and footy like a ruddy #bloke

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Perky chest

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Jessica Simpson, 46, shows off her very perky chest as she sunbathes in a polka dot bikini https://t.co/CdCwcodIib

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Renewed my contents insurance. Better have a sit down now

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Did someone say beveragino

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@idlewildgirl Dill danding?