Danger K Varoz

Presently disguised as a rock & roll musician and tripping the light fantastic since 1985 🌺🐝

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

Shriveled, old and black
Wrinkled, tiny raisen heart
Pumping ugly blood

A Haiku about a rapacious human shoe I once observed thoroughly enjoying themselves at @MeowWolf while minding their own business and hurting nobody.

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

Balloon Fiesta
Vince Gilligan, Meow Wolf and
Thanksgiving Suck Ass

A Haiku

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

Three more Chuck Norrises just sprang up.

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

If you were an Iranian hypersonic Fatah missile that had intercontinental ballistic capabilities and you could go anywhere in the world at mach 14 and nobody could stop you, where would you go? Don't say your dad's house.

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

Y'all, I got the bathroom code for the Burger King on Carlisle by the Freeway in Albuquerque, NM. DM me for that.

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

Somebody give @AGPamBondi a Mentos.

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

Maybe @PamBondi cut the cameras and left the #EpsteinClientList alone in her office for just long enough... #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinCoverup

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

Come on, @kendricklamar , Drake being a pedo is such old news. It's so old, in fact, that Drake isn't that into it anymore. #SuperBowlLIX #NotLikeUs #kendricklamar #drake #ephebophilia #SuperBowl2025

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

Trying to keep my shadow work fun and flirty.

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

People who smoke lots of weed: why did you name your dog Luna?

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

I heard they were opening a @JoeBiden right across the street from the #JoeBiden

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

Clarence Thomas said the Supreme Court doesn't need ethics oversight and then he had a warm glass of milk and went to bed early. #ClarenceThomas #SupremeCourt #Corruption #ethics

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

I'm in a climate change. I'm in a housing crisis. I'm in a combination climate change and housing crisis. #ClimateEmergency #ClimateCrisis #ClimateAction #ClimateJustice #environmentaljustice #tacobell #pizzahut

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

I swear on @MikeTyson 's tattoo of Chairman Mao Zedong that 2023 will hit different. #2023goals #socialism

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

@elonmusk sucks so bad it's insane.

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

@elonmusk is a crybaby jerk for banning #elonjet #jacksweeney and other accounts. He's a whining little bitch and #ElonIsDestroyingTwitter #ElonMuskIsaGiantTurd #ElonIsASnowflake Twitter is mostly bots anyway. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

I am grateful for the ongoing decolonization of our collective hearts and minds. #Thankful #thiccsgiving #BlackFriday #Thanksgiving

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

@anngora you still on this #twitter thing? #drinkblood

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Get the secret to great abs now by investsing in crypto. #FTXScandal #FTX #FTXbankruptcy #FTXCRASH #ftx

[Danger K Varoz @DangerVaroz]

Yo @elonmusk I'm about to pop of with some urestrained free speech and sick #dogehax on my #twitter account while sporting my @Firmoo. #ViratKohli𓃵 #IfeanyiAdeleke #السيسي #dogecoin #ChampionsLeague