Daniel Susser

Mostly here to complain to big companies

[Daniel Susser @DanielSusser1]

@edsheeran loving Tingly Ted's! I just had to have hot sauce mixed by Ed Sheeran. How could I pass up that opportunity?

[Daniel Susser @DanielSusser1]

Yes, I read the Guardian, but not for the variety of opinion piece headline structures

[Daniel Susser @DanielSusser1]

@SpotifyUK fed up of navigating your dog shite blood pressure elevating help bit of the website. I need help with a duo/individual premium question. Dm me please

[Daniel Susser @DanielSusser1]

“It is incredible that such an act can take place in our country” - it actually happens quite often in that country...

[Daniel Susser @DanielSusser1]

@substack this is how my dashboard looks! I'm assuming it's a bug...

[Adam Boxer @adamboxer1]

@AdamBienkov we can barely get students to remember to bring a pen to school, so if you think that we're also communicating cultural marxism and global wokeism I think you may well be overestimating our skills in the classroom

[Daniel Susser @DanielSusser1]

@formerlyMissY It did happen first...

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@Jeremy_Hunt You realise that's not how argument works right?

[Daniel Susser @DanielSusser1]

@TfL trying to pay congestion charge is so so so frustrating. What the actual fuck. I can't recover my customer ID online, your awful phone system doesn't recognise my card and all I'm trying to do is pick myh girlfriend up from hospital. Awful awful public service

[Daniel Susser @DanielSusser1]

@ocieelliottmuse hello! My girlfriend Jen and I are huge fans and we were due to come see you tomorrow, alas she's been ill for a while and we were gutted to have to sell our tickets. It would mean the world to us if you could record a little hello from the sound check or smth ❤️

[Daniel Susser @DanielSusser1]

@ZacKenton1 As the non-author Daniel Susser - this looks really cool!

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@anna_aitbuakleh @Villgecrazylady Their meaning...

[Daniel Susser @DanielSusser1]

@Better_UK On the other hand whenever I call you ready to be furious a nice man called Connor always answers and is very helpful and it's hard to stay mad at him

[Daniel Susser @DanielSusser1]

@Better_UK never have I ever gone to your app and had a good experience. If I ever have children I'm going to name one of them 'the better app and website are rubbish Susser', it will be worth the administrative overhead. Please for the love of God do better Better

[Daniel Susser @DanielSusser1]

@Better_UK Start by checking that when you click on as button that says opening times, you actually get the opening times of the centre? That feels pretty basic

[Etan Smallman @EtanSmallman]

The BBC is supposed to be a national broadcaster, paid for by us, and a world-class news organisation. It is not supposed to be a propaganda channel for the monarchy.

It is an outrage that there has not been a single mention of the arrests of peaceful protesters.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Sadly King Charles just fell at Becher’s Brook and has had to be destroyed. #Coronation

[Extinction Rebellion UK 🌍 @XRebellionUK]

Is wearing a T-short that says #JustStopOil a crime?

Is it anti-monarchist to say #JustStopOil (#KingCharles is eco conscious after all?)

If reading this doesn't chill your blood, then you're really not paying attention

#Coronation #metropolitanpolice

[Daniel Susser @DanielSusser1]

It's hard to imagine that Jesus would have been into the #KingCharles coronation

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@PhilMaglassup @nationalexpress OK I'll tell her you said so. Then I'm not sure what we're going to do

[Daniel Susser @DanielSusser1]

@nationalexpress I arrived for the 4.55 a6 Finchley Road to Stansted at 4.45 and it had left according to my friend because 'nobody else was there'. Why advertise bus times if they have nothing to do with when the bus leaves?