Tim

I'd rather tell you in person.

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

@columnatedrunes Congrats!

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

Wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card.

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

Just casually watching a lady in the metro remove the security devices from the merchandise she just clearly stole.

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

@columnatedrunes Like, click, and subscribe to the apocalypse!

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

C’mon, ⁦@CNN⁩. Now you’re just trolling.

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

@columnatedrunes Seems a little aggressive for sparkling water.

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

What do you think this is supposed to tell me about the doctor’s office?

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

ChatGPT literally just made me lol in a nice restaurant 🤣 @OpenAI

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

Dude is busted. Making fake returns to his own credit card before the store was open. He’s denying the whole thing.

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

I’m literally listening to a @Hoka retail employee getting interrogated for a loss prevention case in plain public. This is the worse kind of poor HR mismanagement. Considering to tell the dude not to answer any more questions without a lawyer.

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

After 25 minutes, he’s finally getting to the point that my dude is in trouble. Most patronizing conversation ever. Laying out the facts at this point.

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

Bonus tip for the term “the Biden intervention”. Seems like the appropriate label for his term.

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

There really is no competition for the worst proofreaders. ⁦@CNN⁩ is consistently the clear winner.

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

@Chase is perpetuation insurance scams again! Chase travel is unable to provide proof of trip cancellation booked through their portal, but Chase benefits require proof of cancellation to submit a valid claim.

Hmmm catch 22? 🤔

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

There will be a major cult movement within the next three years. Just putting this into the ether of the internet so I can say, “I told you so” later.

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

@dreamwisp Tom has always been, and will continue to be, the proverbial man.

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

@sama Please not hands. Please not hands.

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

@columnatedrunes Now do socks.

[Tim @DankTimmyK]

@GeoffOtis 🤦‍♂️