Danni

[emily may @emilykmay]

ps if a man passes out drunk at a sorority house, the girls aren't gonna be like "oh thank god, I really wanted to fuck that guy" because WOW THAT WOULD BE FUCKING WEIRD.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

They took memory cards from us and made us pay for storage. They took CDs and DVDs and made us pay for streaming. They took software you could buy once and turned it into a monthly subscription. They took ownership, convenience, and basically everything that used to be a one-time purchase… then somehow made us pay for it every month.

[Ivanka Gog @GogIvanka]

The irony in the Lindsay Clancy trial -
The jury is BEGGING FOR HELP because one juror is not following the law. . .
and they recieved no help.

[MapQuest @MapQuest]

We’re not changing it.

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

What’s wrong babe you’ve hardly touched your tariff-free horsemeat burger

[brit @britnihemmer]

imagine owning an entire nfl team and having to pay for sex lol

[⋆ @prettiestavenue]

🖌️

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[San Yorch @Sanyorchv]

A los argentinos cuando Maradona metió un gol con la mano no les pareció sospechoso. Cuando los argentinos le dieron agua con somníferos a Brasil no les pareció raro. Cuando su dictadura robó el mundial de 1978 todo estaba bien. Los 5 penaltis en 7 partidos de Qatar tampoco les pareció sospechoso. No les pareció sospechoso robarle a Egipto o a Suiza. Pero perder una final en la que tiraron 0 veces en 120 minutos les esta pareciendo un robo y todo muy conspiranoico. Te tienes que reír 😆

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Call me crazy, but I do not support the $12 billion bailout for the farmers who overwhelmingly voted for their own demise. Pull yourselves up by your bootstraps and stop leeching off our taxpayer dollars.

[MatiMgK @MatiMgK]

*Piłkarz Anglii przyjmuje piłkę*

argentyńczycy:

[Warren @swd2]

Republicans when ICE murders a dad in front of his kid.

[luscas @luscas]

o cara literalmente SEGURANDO o goleiro durante o escanteio que doideira de jogo

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

WRESTLING ON THE PITCH IS ALLOWED ONLY FOR LIONEL MESSI

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I think women should decide what to do with Mitch McConnell's body since he decided what to do with theirs.

[SNEAKO @sneako]

World Cup 2030 is just going to be Messi and ten IDF soldiers shooting you in the fucking face

[Análise Geopolítica @AnaliseGeopol]

🇪🇬🇦🇷 A FIFA criou uma regra para que, ao fazer um sinal de X com os braços, o protocolo anti-racismo seja ativado. Hoje, o técnico do Egito fez o sinal para denunciar um caso de racismo cometido por argentinos, no entanto, a arbitragem o ignorou e continuou o jogo após uma pausa.