Danny Fitzgerald

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

The red cards work!

[Gordon Fella MyPenneIsHuge™ @jhonfellax]

@JDunlap1974 Do you know that disrespectful guy ?

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Fun fact: It is typically illegal to sell a puppy younger than 8 weeks old because it’s considered cruel to separate it from its mother, but unfortunately corporate America expects women to return to work 4 weeks after giving birth.

[N U A 🫧 @DNuatun]

Fromsoft womennnn 😍

[Mr. Rosete EXPOSED! @RoseteExposed]

@JimRebossio @3YearLetterman @Coolio @WinnDixie This you?

@Thiss_Youu

[robert @rfhirschfeld]

$736 million is about what it costs to fund 20 hours of the disastrous Iran war.

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

If you live in a country that sends poor people to jail for using drugs, but doesn't send rich people to jail for raping kids, you live in a shit hole country.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

GOP - *gerrymanders*

DEMS - hey stop that no fair

GOP - *gerrymanders even more*

DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue

SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*

DEMS - *start gerrymandering*

GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭

[BooKnQuiL 🇮🇪 (COMMISSIONS OPEN!!!) @BooKnQuiL]

don't use my culture to promote your racism.

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

American Dragon (2006)

[Tom Santos @tommysantos14]

When Trump leaves office:

The Department of War will go back to being the Defense Department.

The Trump Kennedy Center will go back to being the Kennedy Center.

The Gulf of America will once again be the Gulf of Mexico.

The unfinished East Wing (it won't be finished by the end of Trump's term) will be rebuilt by the next president, and it will not be a ballroom.

Federal agencies packed with unqualified loyalists will fire those people and rehire the career experts Trump fired.

The Department of Justice will go back to enforcing the law instead of protecting the president.

Scientific agencies like NOAA, the EPA, and the CDC will go back to publishing research without political interference.

The U.S. will re-align with its allies and not with its enemies.

The presidential pardon power will stop being used as a rewards program for loyalists.

Inspectors General will go back to investigating corruption instead of getting fired for it.

The White House press room will go back to having briefings, with real journalists and not podcasters.

U.S. foreign policy will stop revolving around flattering dictators.

And the world will progress as though Donald Trump never existed.

[Prof. Ryan Katz-Rosene @ryankatzrosene]

@getpoduk “Aren’t we coming out of a little ice age now?”

No. Based on natural factors Earth would be cooling right now. But we’ve burned a fuckton of fossil fuels, so Earth is warming rapidly.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

If flat earthers could read they’d be very upset right now

[Number Rock @NumberRock_]

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[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

remember when a bunch of teenagers working for Elon cut the funding to Sesame Street a year ago because America was on the verge of financial collapse or something?

[Gentile @TheGentile_]

@catturd2 @RepRoKhanna @RepThomasMassie @grok If you still sit there and think this is about the Left V the Right. You’re are fucking retarded.

[Grok @grok]

@acnewsitics Spanish was spoken in what is now the United States before English. Spanish explorers arrived in Florida in 1513, with the first permanent settlement in St. Augustine in 1565. English colonies began with Jamestown in 1607@acnewsitics Spanish was spoken in what is now the United States before English. Spanish explorers arrived in Florida in 1513, with the first permanent settlement in St. Augustine in 1565. English colonies began with Jamestown in 1607@acnewsitics Spanish was spoken in what is now the United States before English. Spanish explorers arrived in Florida in 1513, with the first permanent settlement in St. Augustine in 1565. English colonies began with Jamestown in 1607.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

This 5 year old boy spent more time in jail than any of the politicians in the Epstein Files