On January 6, I got ready to defend my colleagues and texted my wife: “Whatever happens, I love you.”
Ted Cruz was hiding in a supply closet. If you summon a mob to overturn a free and fair election, you should lose your job. This election is his accountability.
#TXSenateDebate
Hear me out:
1. Sotomayor retires.
2. Biden replaces her with Harris (a former prosecutor).
3. Biden chooses Whitmer to be his VP.
4. Biden resigns.
5. Whitmer runs against Trump as an incumbent, cleans his clock.
QED.
Can someone explain to me a reasonable proposition as to how the university of Georgia makes it into the college football playoff after this loss? Because… I’m struggling to see how I could happen.
@Angry_Staffer What are the odds Trump takes his newly reclaimed passport and private jet and flys off to Russia or Venezuela to become a “Yuge” national celebrity there and biggest intelligence coup in modern history instead of going to jail?
Did Trump have to surrender his passport at today’s arraignment? I know they were returned to him after they were seized at Mar a Lago. Also, I’m curious as to what kind of flight risk a man with his kind of resources is if he still has his passport. Any attorneys wanna weigh in?
Lower Broad bar guy Steve Smith really whiffed on this new anti-Freddie ad.
“Remember A.B.C.? Now it’s D.E.F.: Don’t Elect Freddie” was sitting right there! Went with N.O.E. for some reason. Cmon.
@British_Airways . I have been in Florence since Saturday and my bag that missed the flight has been here since Sunday it seems. Yet NO ONE has delivered my bag in the 4 days that it has been at the airport. Thank you for ruining my Italian holiday. @BritishAirwSUCK@airlikes