Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp

Irony is lost

[Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp @Danstringer74]

BREAKING : WHITE HOUSE TO TAKE STRATEGIC 12.7% STAKE IN CHEESECAKE FACTORY $CAKE

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

The Cheesecake Factory is a great American institution.

Tune in at 12:30 PM EST for a surprise. 🎶

[Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp @Danstringer74]

@wealthmoose @McLeanChronicle Mark Carney promises many things. Not a lot of action

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@RebelNewsOnline True colours are showing

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Listen to what Ernie Johnson means to his teammates:

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@funwithnumberz @TomiLahren They were charged criminally so probably the same outcome seems fair

[Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp @Danstringer74]

@damintoell “Mayo” man

[Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp @Danstringer74]

@truckdriverpleb This is a rough look

[Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp @Danstringer74]

@axios @PhillyMayor @EmilyRPeck Jfc

[Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp @Danstringer74]

@3YearLetterman It pays to be a licensed notary public sir

[Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp @Danstringer74]

Huge if true

[AF Post @AFpost]

Trump remarks on how well endowed Arnold Palmer was.

Follow: @AFpost

[Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp @Danstringer74]

@KindaHagi @coreyherscu Ma’am no one is buying this. Just disgusting

[Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp @Danstringer74]

@barstoolsports Cc @TronCarterNLU @Pooshdaddy not good

[Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp @Danstringer74]

@RockBtmEntries It will be uneven but overall good

[Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp @Danstringer74]

@no_pullbacks @RudyHavenstein We have the ability to see what can be unburdened by what has been

[Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp @Danstringer74]

Whoa @CBC what is this?

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

real talk @BradMBradford, you ran a hell of a race. it’s prob hard to not have really dark thoughts but please know you are alone and you should give into them

[Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp @Danstringer74]

@justjargons They should see how that goes for them

[Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp @Danstringer74]

@BurtMaclin_FBI Thank you for your service sir. Kangaroo court to be held at Beef OBradys?

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

BREAKING 🚨: After a 6-month investigation, I can confirm @3YearLetterman, self-proclaimed "Die-hard Georgia Fan," was NOT born in Georgia.

I have irrefutable proof that Letterman was born in none other than...ALABAMA.

Exhibit A is Letterman's real birth certificate from Dothan, Alabama, with personal details redacted. Exhibit B is the forgery that has covered it up for thirty years.

Eyewitnesses, confessions, and a lawyer's statement to follow. 🧵

[Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp @Danstringer74]

@MarkJCarney We lost 90k in jobs last month sir

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@CityNewsVAN It is a massive mess that can’t get fixed quickly

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@KTLA Makes no difference