Dan Vil

#lemmelovmalif

[Dan Vil @Danvil2468]

I'm 16 so I can't relate to this song at all but whatever

[Dan Vil @Danvil2468]

so you’re saying my mans got 100,000 4 for 4s @Wendys ? that’s crazy

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I May Be:

- a solid 6
- kind of chubby
- emotionally unstable
- extremely annoying

But At Least I:

-never joined a pyramid scheme
-left my hometown
-text back really fast
-never posted a black screen rant about my feelings on my story

[taylor @__tayllorrrr]

Are daycare workers aware that it is ILLEGAL to post pictures of peoples kids on your social media? I’m so confused why people think this is okay?

[nicholas @imkully]

an entire generation of kids rolled up a ball of paper and yelled kobe as they sank that shit into a trash can. that’s legacy

[Rob J 🔜 My Bed 🛏️ @_RobJay]

Nobody:

Women 5’5 & shorter:
https://t.co/dbmd8tI8JD

[Asian Sensation 💙 @azn_sensazn_]

Yeah sex is great but has anyone ever told you they love you 3000? And not in the 600-900 range.

[⋆ ｡ ° ༺˚ 𖦹 gîchœ łīçbåkt 𖦹 ˚༻ ° ｡ ⋆ @ichriecheblut]

i used to feel bad about not replying to texts, tweets, and emails but understanding that you don’t need to be instantly accessible to anyone is important for your emotional well being and independence. i reply late, often.

[rico @somethinglovely]

*literally nothing*

My brain:

Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it

Me: *cries*

[milk @milkinhisbag]

Everything Autumn
I love

🤝

Leaves

[💙☠️ @souljaguac]

y’all really got mango juul pods banned before AR15s

[IG @DeChaneel 🍫🤩 @DreaHubbard]

Rt if you...

Wanna fuck
Are pregnant
Miss someone
Are hungry
Wanna die
Needa blunt
Can’t sleep
Want a tattoo
Want the neck

No one will never no which one

[Katee @K8ieee_]

when he says you have an attitude...and you didn’t even have an attitude...but now you have an attitude because he accused you of having an attitude.

[sam @samnocc]

everyone please help my dream come true and get @marleycp426 to tat my name on her lip😬😬😂 spread the word this is for a good cause!!!

[rae vaughn @ravenvaughn_]

Is it acceptable to go out in public with your hair wet, right out of the shower??

Rt for Yes
Fav for No

[lilly @lillyforeally]

Fan:high

Thermostat:64

Butt:Naked

Good:Night

[dylan @dylanceeee]

my drunk ASS boyfriend just asked me “whos the handsomest man in the world” and i said “uh.. you?” and he goes “false its fucking Ryan Reynolds”

[🪩 carlsbad 🪩 @yungfoof]

things i’m good at:
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6. getting uncomfortably high right before i have to do something really important

[Sauce @SauceTerminal3]

A date:

Let’s go watch the incredibles and have incredible sex after