Being

happy to be hear

[Being @DanyCakes_]

Just took this awesome picture and thought I'd share with y'all. #Disneyland is great, really just having a blast. Stay safe everyone.

-Dan

#Blessed #FamilyFriendlyFun #Veteran #Marine #Gamer #Marijuana #420Friendly

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

Fuck. Those Images of yours are Absurd @Pinterest

[frick @gofrickurself]

Nothing fucking mattress

[femcel apologist @notsaraferdowsi]

I don’t mind when elderly ppl stare at me in public….. the world is their phone screen

[Christin @hexprax]

I just saw a being of pure light trapped in the locked deodorant shelves at CVS

[kathy @f4eth]

I’m completely addicted to playful fun

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

a monk just broke his lifelong vow of silence to ask me where my jeans were from

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Using an iced cream sandwich as a wallet

[its jex btw @beersmoker93]

upstairs neighbour dropped something very small like a pea or screw

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Careful, that guys cruel as a cucumber

[blueflavoredcondom @bluflavorcondom]

no one ever wants to talk about how hard it is to move over for emergency vehicles when your music drowns out their sirens and you can’t see their lights because your eyes are closed for enrichment time

[Hugh Jasdick @bitchesLOVEtoad]

it's crazy how easy it is to ignore your responsibilities and play on your phone

[z @z4pych4n]

how goated it is to be anything at all

[Horse slug @horseslug]

but don cheadle we're both boys

[claire @poopandpee333]

I treat objects like women

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

you can interact with objects in your environment

[P.Shooter @AllCopsMustDie]

Hate when some fucker says "your break light is out" yeah and my dick is small and I can't wrap blunts either. Dumbass.

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

A great way I’ve found to relieve stress is lashing out at whomever is near.

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

The hardest part of being an art thief must be getting your entire crew to agree on what constitutes art.

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[‎ً @labyerenth]

A car just drove by my house