Daoud

Excessive chai drinker

[. @auotokuchi]

Deffo need to rewatch, “let’s bomb boots” 😭😭😭

[Grace⁷ @S0ULMATES_95]

idk this was funny as fuck to me

[Jack @jack_w_cfc]

rubber dingy rapids

[aitch @_hennaalia]

absolute perfection

[. @tacitdimension]

"bomb the mosque, radicalize the moderates"

[RD @generdtional]

I’ve become important at work

[George @GPRBurns]

Railcard renewed. I’ll be 29 when this one expires. I’m running out of years here.

Announce 30-35 railcard please @andyburnham

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[UNCS @Nazteeee196]

The GOATS

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

One of the many sick jokes about living in the UK is that we have an incredible amount of regulatory bodies, but almost none of them actually do any regulating.

[🇪🇬 @nmrdklm]

Salah just outperformed KDB in the same position for once, with KDB’s exact injury but worse, in a 10x more inferior team.

At every phase of their careers, when you level the playing field between them, Salah pretty much always prevails individually.

Phenomenal playa. 🇪🇬

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Arne helped us deliver our 20th title and we’ll always be thankful ❤️

[UNCS @Nazteeee196]

Thank you for number 20 Mr Slot.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC can confirm Arne Slot is to depart his role as head coach with immediate effect and that the process to appoint a successor is under way.

He leaves with a Premier League title to his name and our deepest gratitude and appreciation.

[Tom @TomL1ttle_]

On a serious note, will forever be grateful for what Arne achieved in his first season, giving me one of the greatest days of my life, and how he handled such a terrible situation last summer with grace, dignity and class

But it was clear to see that a lot of bridges were burned with players and fans, and it’s hard to claw that back. The season was a failure, clear and simple, and coming off of the backdrop of the record expenditure it didn’t paint a good picture

The fact of the matter is unfortunately it was 18 straight months of regression in the quality of football, the style of play and the results, and that just makes his position untenable, in combination with all the dressing room drama that has gone on, this was simply the best solution for all parties

[Blayne @blayneagard]

It had to happen, we can all look back and be grateful for that league and how he handled the Jota situation and hopefully everyone can move on and be better for it

Cheers Arne ❤️

[Mikey 〽️ @miikey11_]

I think he’s the greatest attacker the league has seen. Not a single string missing from his bow

[M @25mahfuz]

9 years. Thank you for changing my life ❤️

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Conquered it all.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Always our Egyptian King. Thank you for everything, Mo 👑