Dara Murphy

Hi this is jumbo

[Rajiv @RajivAKaria]

My mates who don’t have Covid have formed a WhatsApp group called Alphas. One of them just tested positive and they instantly booted him out.

[Cobain JMG @JMGarciaXII]

This shit got me WEAK 😂😂😂😂

[Jamie Lynch @Lyncchh]

It’s gas how you need to be vaccinated to sit inside when 7 months ago you only needed a bowl of chicken wings

[Tom Moylan @moylato]

Never meet your heroes

[Nutley (Has A 10/10 Wife) @peespantsdaily]

Why the fuck is it called the restroom I am fighting for my life in here

[Cork Co-op Marts Ltd @CorkMarts]

Cahir mart....where Friends meet 😉

[ruth :) @theofluffycat]

I’m gonna make a thread of all of these as they’re hard to find via search and they’re all SO FUNNY

[g0m.bsky.social @g0m]

Too many gay people at pride.. been saying this for years. It used to be about the brands

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

finally we can get back to the way things were 🥰

[Frnakie @doovoo_boowoo]

L*o hand-delivering my PUP every Tuesday:

[Emily @emily_hillstrom]

my tiny italian landlord strikes again

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

it’s so funny when a horse is shredded like a bodybuilder. like goddamn dude you wanna be a car so bad

[karl hungus @jacksonbunz]

big man on campus

[skiv @Lskiv_67]

Grans just had her second jab 🙌🏼🙌🏼 that’s her wae two black eyes now

[Evan Fanning @evanfanning]

I see one of the Zero Covid people said today that there no evidence of lockdown fatigue in Ireland. He should come round to my house. I’m watching the Tenerife Open FFS