✨ Dark and Twisty ✨

I write words. I smoke weed. I say fuck a fucking lot. Dark and Twisty is my lifestyle choice. It’s my Twitter and I do what I want. 🖕🏻

[✨ Dark and Twisty ✨ @DarkMuse420]

And in the darkness she found her home

[Wereing Wolf 🐺 @FoTweetsSake]

Normalize telling those close to you that you love them.

Tell them a lot.

Make that shit weird. 🖤

[✨ Dark and Twisty ✨ @DarkMuse420]

@el_cucuy930 I’d still let you 😉 🔪 🩸

[✨ Dark and Twisty ✨ @DarkMuse420]

Same, Elmo. Same 🤗

[Elmo @elmo]

Sometimes Elmo just needs a hug. ❤️

[✨ Dark and Twisty ✨ @DarkMuse420]

@NotReallyStacy I’m gonna be the chic that crashes on all her friends couch 🎶 ❤️

[✨ Dark and Twisty ✨ @DarkMuse420]

@turtledumplin I’m just here for the replies 🤪😂😉

[✨ Dark and Twisty ✨ @DarkMuse420]

My avocado wasn’t ripe enough. I knew this before I cut it. But I’m a stubborn bitch. I cut it anyway. It’s hard and not as flavorful and it feels as if my world is ending 💔🥑

[✨ Dark and Twisty ✨ @DarkMuse420]

@TooHot2Handle26 I’m good. This BP thing takes a while to get right, huh? I’m glad you answered. You’ve been on my mind lately. In all that you’re going through, take care of yourself. Stay hydrated. Remember to breathe. And reach out if you need to talk. I’m here. Sending a big ole hug your way.

[Harley 🖤🥀 @TooHot2Handle26]

People suck … just sayin

[✨ Dark and Twisty ✨ @DarkMuse420]

@KaRaRacn75 Every time 😍🥰

[✨ Dark and Twisty ✨ @DarkMuse420]

You’re all invited back next week to this locality, to have a heaping helping of our hospitality. Hillbilly, that is. Sit a spell, take your shoes off. Y’all come back now, y’hear?

(If you sang this, you’re my people)

[✨ Dark and Twisty ✨ @DarkMuse420]

Exactly why I don’t reach out 🤷🏻‍♀️

[✨ Dark and Twisty ✨ @DarkMuse420]

Fuck this shit.

[✨ Dark and Twisty ✨ @DarkMuse420]

No.

That’s all I have to say about that.

[✨ Dark and Twisty ✨ @DarkMuse420]

@brockpierson Read this as pimp and thought about the good ole days. Pimpin’ ain’t easy, but it paid the bills 😂😂

[JB @solo_wandering]

66 days until regular season NFL football

[X🇨🇦 @FFmaxhyde]

Yeah, I'm a fucking natural...disaster

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖙 @Prophet_Poe]

You can tell them that you're drowning.

But nobody is listening.

[✨ Dark and Twisty ✨ @DarkMuse420]

Exactly this 💔

[YouLookLikeAMom @youlooklikeamom]

Anyway dogs are awesome people suck.

[✨ Dark and Twisty ✨ @DarkMuse420]

@JPLFR80 🥰🥰🥰

[✨ Dark and Twisty ✨ @DarkMuse420]

Maybe they could charm a murder (crows) or a conspiracy (ravens) 😉

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

Did you know that a group of hummingbirds is called a charm? Isn't that fantastic?