Sailor Ronnie

A paragon of craft, composition, typography, and color. Time's Person of the Year, 2006. Please use punctuation.

[Sailor Ronnie @DarlingRonnie_]

Daily reminder:
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

[Sailor Ronnie @DarlingRonnie_]

@DeeLaSheeArt Don't forget to shake the tassels together to pollinate.

[Sailor Ronnie @DarlingRonnie_]

From the south and orange was a stocking staple.

[grandma zoomie @ravenousreader]

My mom ALWAYS put an orange in our stocking. We always complained about it and she would say “fruit in winter is rare, and you should remember that. That orange is to make you grateful for what abundance we have.”

As an adult someone told me this is an Irish tradition, and that many families do it. No one else I know did this outside of my aunts and cousins.

Anyone know more about this?

[Zito @_Zeets]

Snoopy is just a cool dog in a way that Scooby could never be. He’s not out here doing weak vigilante detective shit. Snoopy is vibing, writing novels, reminiscing about his time as a fighter pilot, and just being cool.

[DMX @DMX]

Merry DMXmas

[Tyler Austin Harper @Tyler_A_Harper]

You should not have to go viral in order to get your insurance company to pay for the cancer treatments your doctor says you need to survive. Glad this story had a happy ending. Many others do not.

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

you don’t?????

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

this girl i follow on tiktok gets on live rapping every day and she’s so tea it’s giving doechii before fame

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Not shocked at this news. This is the same airline that inexplicably let Kevin McCalister board the wrong plane in ‘92.

[Prince @prince]

"She's Always In My Hair," live from Rave Un2 The Year 2000. 💜

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Snoopy would beat his ass. Scooby is way bigger and it wont matter bc Scooby is a coward. Snoopy would train himself in karate for weeks by imagining he's a samurai in medieval Japan and show up to the fight in full samurai garb and Scooby's scary ass would be like RUH ROH RAGGY

[Brandon Ousley @brandonousley]

"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:

[Media Darling E$q. @BigBadReni]

I love being neurodivergent.

I know I went through a lot this year, but I simply cannot remember any of it

[Logic @The1stGentleman]

Women are naturally expensive..pick one in your price range and STFU

[Naima Cochrane @naima]

I had to stop by here because I heard this convo was happening.

I love Scooby. But Scooby don't have holiday specials that been on every year (EVERY holiday) for the last damn near 60 years (EVERY YEAR), Scooby wasn't in the daily comics, & Scooby ain't have no snow cone machine

[Yurpa C. Stinks @Gifted_Gab]

These niggas have zero obscure references. Just rhyming bitches with switches. ENOUGH!!!

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Harvard Law enrolled 19 first-year Black students this fall, the lowest number since the 1960s, following last year's SCOTUS decision banning affirmative action https://t.co/59sQwNMeJe

[Vivian @suchnerve]

USPS doesn’t “lose” money. It costs money. It’s a service that benefits everyone.

In a rational country, we wouldn’t even need to explain to grown adults how public services work, or why it’s a terrible idea to erode them.

[Karis °•♡•° @kwehzy]

We need to start making ChatGPT users feel embarrassed. My sister said she used it to write a thank you message the other day and I laid into her. Arent you embarrassed that you cant find the words to properly thank someone without a program telling you how?