darmartion!

Yup! That's me!

[weather @dsxf234161]

19 is lowkey a niche age cause some kids die when theyre 3 years old so its like

[elle @gintokew]

managed to pull an all nighter at 24

[mavsmarie @mavsmarie]

BUSH????

[Blonde @PickleOatmeal]

Fun fact: in 2002, Pizza Hut hired Ween to make a jingle about their new stuffed crust. It was rejected after six attempts

[mago💿 @egemago]

how it feels being a leftist business major

[Boxy @ClassicBoxy]

I was a 911 dispatcher for 11 years and this is the worst idea you could possibly think of. You have scenarios where the person can’t speak well either language barriers, injuries or if they’re in a domestic situation and they pretend to call for pizza or something you need a person. You have to be able to determine how someone feels or pick up on what they aren’t saying or how they’re saying things. Same goes for open lines and hang ups. A real person needs to answer the phone not only to ensure the correct response is sent to the right place but to offer piece of mind to the caller and makes them feel safer. Situations where I had to give CPR instructions to a mother and father who’s baby wasn’t breathing was a constant occurrence and you have to be able to calm people down, an AI is not doing that ever. Same goes for dispatching calls, AI cannot do that, in theory it sounds ok for that portion but you have to acknowledge what resources are on hand, where people are, GPS isn’t always accurate so when we started using systems to automatically reroute units who were flagged as “closer” they usually weren’t. But a real person who lives in that county and knows the area, where the stations are, who’s in a move up or coverage or areas that are blocked off due to events that aren’t always in our mapping systems. The list goes on.

Terrible idea

[tayler (😬) @billdifferen]

gotta retweet it everytime i see it on here

[[archer] @archer_uwu]

it's for you dawg its lit

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

my grandma reveals that i am the smartest and most handsomest boy

[. @J0nesToChina]

Grok getting his 30th lobotomy after another incident

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

We all know history repeats itself but I swear it used to take a little longer

[• @moreali2x]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me nigger

[ItzJustGreg12 @ItzJustGreg12]

When the waitress asks me "how are your fries?" but she forgot to bring the ketchup

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

playstation 5 = uncle pussy

[Jacob ‘Solid’ Snake 🦊 🐍 @DarkDementus]

r/LivestreamFail

[NOT_Lunarplague @NOT_Lunarplague]

Yo can you restock these?

[jake @wormpuller]

Going on Joe Rogan Experience to see how many Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode plot lines I can get him to accept as true stories