Carl's weenie hut Jr.

get money or die trying

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

@GotPickup Cringe to hit on a taken girl. No exceptions.

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

@aquaviris Compliment? 30s not that old. But if he's weird in person it's weird

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

I'm a main character bc I should have died on several occasions but my plot armor is too thick

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

Probably shouldn't drive with your family in the car unless you agree that it's 60 in town and 80 on the highway at all times.
Busy guy, places to be and families to t-bone

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Younger siblings 🤝 Assuming their older siblings have money

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

@GotPickup Lesson: be gay

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

@aquaviris The human condition (textualized, 2022)

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

Your mom

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Utroba Cave, in the Rhodope mountains, Bulgaria. Carved by hand more than 3000 years ago

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

Too many skinny guys out here wearing short shorts, know ur place

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

@SolBrah Ur in too deep brah

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

Why not just give starving children in Africa a multivitamin

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

@666crumbs The spaghettios actually deserve rights

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

@SolBrah Any answer would be speculation. Hard to say, but probably

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

Lil Uzi is trash idc

[Alli Covington, M.A. ❤️❤️❤️ @allicovington]

Mental health patients should see a nutritionist before seeing a psychologist.

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

Fuck you Subway. Making me pay $7 for a meatball that's just going to fall in my lap smh

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

@twitter make a archive all tweets button🙏

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

@emilyedxl @NJMJ917 @TrinaNugget @Pat_Stedman

[Carl's weenie hut Jr. @Darnacleboy]

@emilyedxl @NJMJ917 @TrinaNugget @Pat_Stedman