Darren ⚒️

Don't let the muggles get you down ...... Instagram: @darrenlinard

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@SkylarSkye3 Were you this boring before visiting America?

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@SeabrookCrisps Comments bang on 18 hours every time 🧐.

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@AsdaServiceTeam what’s up with the “could not take payment” errors. This is the 2nd time I’ve not been able to compete my order no matter what I try. Pointless doing an online order when I have to go to the store to get the bits I couldn’t order. Won’t be doing another one…🤬

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@WestHam You’d think by now i’d get use to the disappointment but here we are again…

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@WrestleOps

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@JodieMarsh @supreme_cbd Your account has quickly become a spam account for this rubbish. Hope they are paying you and your annoying buddies well 😂

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@asda you need to look at the fuel pumps at the Whitehouse #Ipswich store. Since changing them to contactless they are the worst pumps ever used. Always out of service or frustratingly slow to use. Causes mayhem daily

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@wbtourlondon Ron dyed his hair ginger just to fit in with the rest of his family. He was actually blonde

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@WestHam_Central Won’t get that at Arsenal. Doubt he will even see silverware there

[Central @WestHam_Central]

🛠️⚽️GIVEAWAY TIME ⚽️🛠️

We've teamed up with

@SignedMoments to giveaway a SIGNED Gianluca Scamacca #WestHam Home shirt!

To enter, simply: RETWEET this tweet. You MUST also be following both

@SignedMoments
&
@WestHam_Central
Winner announced in around 2 weeks.

🛠️ GOOD LUCK 🛠️

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@moulinmusicaluk Take it the cost of travel is not covered. I know it can’t be helped but 1 hours notice is not great

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@CooperativeBank I have live in my current address for nearly 2 years and still get Mail from a previous owner. How can I make sure they are no longer registered as living here?
Acc# 068832190 (your ref: CO33/TT002)
Name: Miss D Martin

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@MichelleDewbs @jk_rowling “Another motivation for the name change, they added, is that 'Quidditch' is trademarked by the American film company Warner Bros, which produced the Harry Potter films, limiting the sport’s ability to grow.”.. so nothing to do JKR in reality 🙄

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@DanBilzerian None of you do jack shit when someone with a gun turns up. All hide and blame the cops. Pointless having them at all really.

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@TheRyanAmbrose @ring @ring_uk If on a iPhone zoom out to 50% using this button and you can get to the cancel option

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@Essex_Echo London. The gift that keeps on giving.

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

Did anyone manage to get it on Camera?

[Purple Disco Machine @PurpleDiscoM]

This gives me hope ☺️ 🎥 @FatboySlim

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@SkySportsPL @SkySports How can everyone watching the game see that’s not a red yet VAR and the Ref are the only ones who think it is. Even the commentators were baffled

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@MUFCSamueI @WestHam I don’t know what’s more pathetic. The fact you live on our page and have notifications on or that you like all your own tweets.

[Darren ⚒️ @DarrenLinard]

@jdjd62883 @WestHam Another attention seeking dickhead. How original. So sad and desperate