Anubis1138

I fell in love with a classic violinist once, but in the end she Baroque my heart

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We demand an opt-out to the EU migration pact or give the people a referendum! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/W4GRw67BEL via @Change

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@Findom_Girlie @goddess4Slaves6 Oxballs Pig Hole

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@LivEchonews @CountDankulaTV time to do a Mad Lads update

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@X any chance you could pull the lead out a bit on this age verification thing? I’m staring down the barrel at 40 like, I’m not a child 😂

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@shitpost_2049 This is why you work in pairs, everyone needs a wingman. While you go for the one that catches your eye, your buddy dives on the grenade.

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@Men_Of_Purpose If I’m working, let alone doing overtime, and my wife is home with the kids; I’m coming home to a dinner. If my wife is working, and I’m home with the kids; she is coming home to a dinner. Why is this man coming home to no dinner, and mind games? Thank fuck I found a good one

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@Salwan_Momika1 “Throw on the kettle love, and pour half a bag of sugar into it, and bring me the sweeping brush”

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@_Irish_vixen

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@Tashabentleyy Unfertilised

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LA Guitar Giveaway https://t.co/m38oBFOMvR

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I just entered @Gear4music's giveaway to enter a new LA Guitar! #gear4music https://t.co/m38oBFOMvR

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@TheNalleweg @exileddub @SuspectFed Cost of a pint: extortionate (€5 min)
Cost of sugar: about €1
Cost of a pack of ramen: .35c
Cost of a can of Spam: €1

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@KatTheKunt Yummy 🥵 yes please

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#BambieThug euro song is absolute shite, but the fact that the entire performance has pissed off the rosary rattlers is just *chefs kiss* #Eurovision2024

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@KatTheKunt Who wouldn’t 😂

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@iamyesyouareno We already do, it’s called Sweet Caroline

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@Higgie_Baby 😂😂😂 I’ll have to do a nighttime placement on the shelves to avoid notice from both spouse and offspring

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@Higgie_Baby I’ll take them 😂😂😭😭 payday is the 22nd I’ll give you a shout then 😂

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@Higgie_Baby For fuck sake….sigh…. How much? 😂

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@donaloflynn @shaunabing But that could have just been here, but in fairness I was 12 at the time, I just assumed it was like when Tesco took over Quinnsworth

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@donaloflynn @shaunabing I know here in Tralee, the two ToyMaster stores were taken over by World Of Wonder, and I think the one in Killarney was too