Darth Verde

The Sith Lord of McKalla

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⁦@brad_stuver⁩ Meet Brad StuGRRRrrr! He likes chasing squirrels and shutting down RSL penalty kicks! #AustinFC

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@OmoiteS Taylor Swift sells out arenas, has more hits and record sales, but I’d rather go see The National 100/100 times. More popular doesn’t equal better.

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@NFL @Titans @KingHenry_2 @ryantannehill1 If they wear these vs. the Texans, the citizens of Houston will go full blown Jan 6 on the City of Nashville

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@AJA1464 @BeautyMert @racketeergod @TheyAlreadyKnew @NFL @Titans @KingHenry_2 @ryantannehill1 Your take is so bad that I’m amazed you don’t have a blue check mark.

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@GulfCoastHeeler @KXAN_News Maybe you should fact check yourself before being all up in your feelings.

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@jndevereux And by “Colby” I mean “Cobi” obviously 🤦‍♂️

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The call of Adrian Healy’s career! #AustinFC

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@jndevereux “Look at that, Colby! Terrific sight!”

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@CheapAzzGamer I’d imagine a higher percentage of Xbox users buy games than people buy music or movies.

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@EvilMopacATX @austin360 SXSW Doritos Vending Machine Stage has entered the chat.

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@JosephPino_ Are you a parody account or just unintentionally hilarious?

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@JosephPino_ Nothing goes together like red hats, blue check marks and grammatical disasters.

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@AustinFC @VamosATX No audio?

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@JosephPino_ I wish we could go one day without triggered red hats acting like whiny pussies

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@dwane_mann @milanoIX @ShutupToshi9227 @krassenstein @Ldnphotographer Have you asked yourself those questions and actually looked for the obvious answer? Or did you choose your answer while practicing observation bias? Occam’s Razor applies here and the answer is that they were outnumbered by 1,000s

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@davidscottjaffe @IronLordPodcast @LordCognito The whole thing comes off as extreme insecurity from Jaffe.

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@MFWitches You’re projecting problems you’ve had onto all women. Your post is extremely hyperbolic and honestly disrespectful to humanity in general.

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@TheReal2Ten @spurs_muse It’s pretty funny that you assume that every single shot Wemby blocked would’ve gone in when the Hornets shot an abysmal 29.9% from the field

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@TheReal2Ten @spurs_muse Do you also consider your copy/pasting reply tweets to be an A as well? Nothing you said refuted my point.

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@TheReal2Ten @spurs_muse If you’re 7’4” and shoot 15% from the field, you don’t deserve an A. Hell, even if you’re 5’4” you ain’t getting an A shooting 15%

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@ReforgeGaming Orrrrrrrr….games could sell better because people aren’t paying full price for first party games, giving them more expendable $ for third party 🤔