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[Plank @DartingMitt]

Bras are just jails for boobs.

[Laurie McCann @thecoffeecop]

I am going to kick off #BellLetsTalk day with one of my favourite quotes.
Read this and then read it again!
Just be kind! You never know what someone is silently going through.
#MentalHealth

[Plank @DartingMitt]

@wswinamer @Sportsnet @KevinGausman @BlueJays Yeah coming off of 2 straight K’s!

[Plank @DartingMitt]

@bdunkelman Yeee

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Pre Covid-19: It’s five o’clock somewhere!

Post Covid-19: It’s noon somewhere!

[Plank @DartingMitt]

Divide and Conquer

[JediMasster7 @aster7_m]

She had me at “ Shut up already and eat my pussy”

[Plank @DartingMitt]

Who are we gonna blame after the baby boomers die?

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

My haunted house will be just reenactments of my life decisions

[Plank @DartingMitt]

On a scale of 1 ply to 10 ply toilet paper, how trustworthy are you?

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

None of this makes any sense.

*points at Twitter*

[Plank @DartingMitt]

If she has a bad day, hit her up with the 3B’s

Bath, Booze, Booty rub

[Plank @DartingMitt]

She graduated to the front seat!
Big day!

[Plank @DartingMitt]

My favourite part of fall is watching my leaves blow onto my neighbours yard.

[Plank @DartingMitt]

In a pinch. The blue Kool-Aid jammer pairs best with whiskey more than any other jammer.

Don’t judge me

[Lovely Potatoes @robin_991]

when you RT my RT, it still feels good

[Lovely Potatoes @robin_991]

The neighbour's beagle just ran past me chasing a fox!! are we expecting the queen?

[Lovely Potatoes @robin_991]

the fire's been licking its lips at me
it's hungry from what I can tell.
feed it some leaf to make its peace.
Don't wanna burn by myself