Darian Sims

Say whaaaaaat??!

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

@toka_dog I want to get ring side seats for that battle

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

@toka_dog Toka knows… good doggie. Good boi.

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

@toka_dog I promise i wont *backs slowly out of the room with phone in hand….*

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

@toka_dog Wild

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

This is a really good, detailed account of what happened and the penultimate interview I’ll ever give on the subject (doing the Saturday Times Magazine for this weekend, because I want to talk about my pride in the NHS, then that’s it).
Don’t have nightmares.... https://t.co/iqSPBkHSNN

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

Great news @richardpbacon ! 💪🏽🙌🏽However I can’t help but wonder if the press had a white board full of these puns waiting for you to get out of hospital. I’d like to see the others #curedbacon #nhssavedourbacon #itsbaconouthere

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

I’ve escaped and now plotting sweet revenge ...

[DFS @DFS]

@DashboDaz Oh Darian, stop you're making us blush! We can't wait to see some pictures but don't worry there's no rush, go enjoy your freedom! (We assume you're finally free from entrapment?!) 😂😆

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

Recognise this beautiful sofa @DFS?! (Dog wasn’t included)

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

Thanks @DFS truely heroic 😉. FYI I have many of your sofas in my house I’ll send you a picture later

[DFS @DFS]

@DashboDaz @OfficialFV @IKEAUK We're on our way! #NotAllHerosWearCapes #ButWeWishWeDid

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

@DFS @OfficialFV @IKEAUK @DFS phew! You guys are awesome. Im stuck on the roof and need your softest sofa to jump down onto and bounce over the @OfficialFV lorry. That work for you guys?!

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

Unbelievable! @OfficialFV are still there over 24 hours later the #furniurevillage lorry still hasn’t moved. I think the drive has either expired or it’s a flat pack furniture siege. Maybe @IKEAUK and @DFS can come and rescue us from our house?

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

Nice one @OfficialFV. Park outside my house in the middle of commuter time without checking. Leave the lorry and now I’m late for work. Not even delivering to my house...delivering to someone else’s. Idiots.

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

@secretcinema I bought tickets for tonight as a secret present for me and wifey; except I only got 1 ticket by mistake! Can you help?!

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

@Ryanair looking like the flight back from Hamburg is delayed by up to 4hrs. Can you sort us both free flights tomorrow morning instead?

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

Haha! Answering a call whilst face swapping should come with a health warning. My face at the… https://t.co/naaPs1tqCy

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

@Ryanair thanks! Will I need to amend it or can we just arrive with the Mike/Michael thing...?

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

@ryanair if I booked a ticket with the name 'Mike' but the passport said 'Michael' was the first name would that be a problem?

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

Fun day today on the @DaveMonkShow my newly adopted hounds signed a few pawtographs on their walk this evening!

[Darian Sims @DashboDaz]

@NestUK_ BBC Essex interviewed me today on life with your nest cam check out the interview on iPlayer @ 16:48!