Mark Datz

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@bendreyfuss This just made me think of sweet chili sauce. Think I'm gonna pick up a can of tuna after work and go fucking crazy with the chili sauce when I get home.

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@mediocre_ethan @3YearLetterman @FreddyLA7 Useless without pictures.

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@woolfe @iowahawkblog 0 F - ammonium chloride brine freezes
32 F - pure water freezes

You can calibrate those two points on a thermometer, then bisect the distance 5 times to create 1 degree increments. Very easy to make a Fahrenheit calibrated thermometer in your own lab.

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@Phil_Lewis_ "You can eat a turd if you cook it long enough."
Louis Pasteur

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@Noahpinion

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@bendreyfuss Sounds bad, do you think he ever looked in the mirror and thought about changing his ways?

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@bendreyfuss Keep in mind that this is your median comic book fan after his mum has sent him off to bed.

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@DrewSav

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@EHPlimsoll1 @bendreyfuss Came here to say just this.

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@dieworkwear What's your stance on kale? No pressure, but my finger's hovering over the "block" button if you get this simple question wrong.

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@JamesSurowiecki You might be right in a literal sense, but meaning is intersubjectively negotiated and that's not what either party actually meant by "ceasefire".

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@django It's an accurate portrayal of academic life in the pre-woke days. These days, you kill one person and the paperwork will bury you for months.

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@Lifeinvestmoney But also a 75% chance you'll be happy with the outcome.

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@Lifeinvestmoney You obviously don't understand statistics at all. I means that there's a 25% chance that you will both be divorced, a 50% chance that one of you will be divorced, and a 25% chance that neither of you will be divorced. So, 75% chance your marriage is doomed.

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@emilyetaylor23 On a first date, I always ask the lady if she wants to share a kale salad. If she says "yes," I tell her I need to use the bathroom then I slip out the back.

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@bendreyfuss I don't believe in political violence, that solves nothing. But Piker is just annoying in every way. He deserves a slap for being an annoying dick, nothing political about it.

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@thomasjuneau

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@bendreyfuss What I love about sports is that England seems to invented most of them, but generally sucks at them all.

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@bendreyfuss What about just waving a finger at you in a very angry manner?

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@jaynordlinger Do "decimate" next.