Daunte The Realist

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[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

I can’t stand cooking shows.
My ex in high school used to watch Cake Wars every single day.
She was a torta too… so every time they showed them eating cake I just sat there like ‘this is why we’re not going anywhere’ 😂

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

@ThrillaRilla369 Then this nigga come out the bush 😂

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

@kirawontmiss Brain rot for adults, if you’re a dude watching this you probably eat snickers for texture.

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

Waiting for South Park to make an episode like this 😂

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

@FearedBuck LeBron was never any good anyways. Cry baby ass bitch.

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

Summer is here ladies 🥵
I know yall be getting soggy

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

@FreddyLA7 The only W you’re getting.

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

Bulls getting fucked mark my words.

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

@saras76 Don’t even have to ask bro for extra butter. He understands the assignment

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

@jackunheard He’s just not a fag

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

@cornski Im going straight to the strip club

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

@slider696969 @RepNancyMace Too many sheep 🐑

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

@tim_cook You look like the type of dude that would like being pegged. Makes sense.

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

@christianllamar They all just sound like sim players out there. Straight gibberish.

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

@kirawontmiss Wait until we got deflated balls

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

@frankiemuniz Sit straight TF?

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

@iAnonPatriot Dumbest shit I’ve seen all day

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

@hayasaka_aryan Send that nigga to the chamber

[Daunte The Realist @DaunteTheGoat]

@crackcobain__ Instant swamp ass 🙃