Dave of Escocia

'Scotland is a country not a county'

[Dave of Escocia @DaveBrand87]

How the commentators can claim that wasn't a pen is ridiculous.

[Chris Broom @Cabr100991]

If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself

[Paul Kelly @arabshedboy]

Where the fuck was this poll carried out?

Ibrox?

[Dan Clark @DanClarkPR]

POV: you’re a monk on Lindisfarne in the 9th Century

[Dave of Escocia @DaveBrand87]

Jammy cunts every time

[Greegsy's Gloves 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Gers89_]

When the adults give the little brother more attention than the big brother and he acts out.

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

The referee in this France/Senegal game

[The Greg Hill Show @TheGregHillShow]

WAIT... 3X the sales of St. Patrick's Day?! "Never seen anything like it?"
Thanks in large part to the Scottish visitors, Boston's bars are booming! Bars selling out of beer?? Greg: "They are a lot of fun" #Boston #Scotland #WorldCup

[claybraham lincoln @ClayLaSoul]

I love the idea of random Red Sox fans showing up at this baseball game and being completely blown away by the popularity of a song that is very much not known stateside.

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

another Englishman rattled because we’re top of our World Cup group whilst being universally liked

[Dave of Escocia @DaveBrand87]

@BBC Why aren't we getting to see the Canadian opening ceremony? 5 seconds of Buble while the pundits talk over him

[Dave of Escocia @DaveBrand87]

@ManUtd Who the fuck is that last guy?

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/IWyBzhyccY

[Dave of Escocia @DaveBrand87]

@RangersFC

[Dave of Escocia @DaveBrand87]

@FifeFlyers @officialdafc

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[Fife Flyers 🏒🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FifeFlyers]

WALLACE JOINS THE KINGDOM 📝

The Fife Flyers Ice Hockey Club are delighted to confirm the appointment of American Tim Wallace as the club’s new Head Coach and General Manager ahead of the 2026/27 season.

Read more 👉 https://t.co/AbvEPOsDco

[Dave of Escocia @DaveBrand87]

@AlternativeMUFC

[Cantona Collars AKA Larry @Cantona_Collars]

“What’s that Skippy, Pep heard the punishment for the 118 charges is finally coming and suddenly remembered he misses Barcelona weather?”

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The fact that Scotland has had a poverty issue for a very long time and the very first thing these mutants do when they get into power is demand that they hand over money to foreigners displays that these people voted for someone who doesn't give the tiniest fuck about them.