Dave Is My Hero

I'm the boy who never grew up.

[Dave Is My Hero @DaveIsMyHero1]

@BauerOutage @ByrdHotTakes This is as close as you’re ever gonna get to baseball ever again @BauerOutage

[Tyson Veidt @TysonVeidt]

6 important life lessons:
1. It’s good to fall.
2. It doesn’t matter what other people think.
3. Hard work always pays off.
4. Stay away from toxic people.
5. More money doesn’t make you happier.
6. Communication is key for a successful relationship.
~Warren Buffet

[Dave Is My Hero @DaveIsMyHero1]

@DeaceOnline You have any evidence to back up those claims?

[Dave Is My Hero @DaveIsMyHero1]

@BauerOutage Have fun pitching in Russia scumbag!

[Dave Is My Hero @DaveIsMyHero1]

@EvannnEvannn @latimessports It’s almost adorable isn’t it? Too bad none of the guys have mentioned him, not even once.

[Dave Is My Hero @DaveIsMyHero1]

@troyhyde44 I mean, that’s exactly how privilege works.

[Dave Is My Hero @DaveIsMyHero1]

@DeaceOnline Home schooling Toddy,
You should really look into it. I know they don’t want you over there at Dowling.

[Dave Is My Hero @DaveIsMyHero1]

@DeaceOnline Just remember @DeaceOnline I pay taxes too so my opinion as a childless taxpayer is just as valuable as yours. Maybe your kids would be happier in a private school?

[Dave Is My Hero @DaveIsMyHero1]

@EthanShapiro2 @BauerOutage @KingofJUCO Not for long, pretty soon he’ll be lucky to find a job mopping out the jerk off booths in a peep show.

[Dave Is My Hero @DaveIsMyHero1]

@bubbabuntain74 @DeaceOnline Do taxpayers without children get to choose where their dollars go?

[Dave Is My Hero @DaveIsMyHero1]

@DeaceOnline I was hoping the ivermectin would sterilize you.

[Dave Is My Hero @DaveIsMyHero1]

@DeaceOnline Actually Todd, the pope probably wants to excommunicate you.

[Dave Is My Hero @DaveIsMyHero1]

@ChuckGrassley Maybe you ought to check into your big orange buddy’s “business dealings” Chuck.

[Zito @_Zeets]

That's why he got sent to Bel-Air in the first place. Shit like that.

[Chris Jones @EnswellJones]

Mostly just super impressed by Chris Rock's ability to take a shot.

[Dave Is My Hero @DaveIsMyHero1]

@garonsen That’s to show us she’s just reg’lar folks, and not one of swamp types from Washington.

[Dave Is My Hero @DaveIsMyHero1]

Sorry @deshaunwatson, but when 22 people say you’re a scum bag, then you’re probably a scum bag.

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