Dave T. Koenig

(KAY-nig, not KO-nig) Actor, @sagaftra. Writer/Director/Comedian/Husband/Father/Friend/Rib Eater/Mean Gene on @nbcyoungrock

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

This is my @IMDb profile. There are many like it but this one is mine. https://t.co/RWkm2lxZP1

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

The other site
Smiling at me
Nothing but the other side
Do I see

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

@bfg728 @peacock Damn, dude.

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

I interrupt your #Oscars tweeting with this commercial message (made by my son). #familyguy #quagmire #youtube #insurance

https://t.co/7z0uq9pVd4

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

Yeah, and @Wendys needs to stop tweeting about pro wrestling!

[Frank Oz @TheFrankOzJam]

@MeCookieMonster I'm shocked to see a news article on Cookie Monster talking about "shrinkflation". Jim would NEVER have allowed this. The SS Muppets need to live in their own pure world. Not our world. What has happened to the integrity of the character and the integrity of Sesame Workshop?

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

@wrestlenomics @POSTwrestling Your logo is outstanding. Well done.

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

OK, this time he has to call it a comeback.

[LLCOOLJ @llcoolj]

THE F.O.R.C.E. LIVE is bringing the energy on 6.25!!! ⚡️ Tickets at the link in bio!! #THEFORCE

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

This is a master class in why the @WGAEast @WGAWest strike is so important and deserving of my support. Killing employment in favor of the bottom line is a threat to every worker. #1u #sagaftramember #WGAstrong

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

David Simon, the creator of The Wire, says he’s on strike to protect new generations of writers and make sure they aren’t exploited by studios.

He also explains how studios are cutting jobs to please shareholders and making TV shows almost impossible to run. cc @AoDespair

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

@BeschlossDC Former Vice President Mike Pence fails to see any donuts, then declares Dunkin' must not sell them.

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

@Angry_Staffer I'll take the under.

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

@se4realhinton We’re all older than we once were but younger than we’ll be.

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

The whole blue check fiasco here has really messed up my chances of knowing for sure that @se4realhinton is a real account. If it is, though, I'd just like to say how awesome The Outsiders is and how much it meant to me growing up. Thank you.

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

Exactly. Equal time for all lines of thought and opinion. This is the same rationale I use when explaining to people why I keep inviting Charles Manson to dinner at my house.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Cooper: You have every right to be outraged today and angry and never watch this network again. But do you think staying in your silo and only listening to people you agree with is going to make that person go away?

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

Jesus… I never saw Billy the Kid rob a bank but I’m pretty confident the jury didn’t convict an innocent man.

(h/t @billyjoel)

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here's the clip

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

@ChandraSWallace @RexChapman Agreed. I didn’t mean to imply her testimony was anything to laugh at, but as a secondary effect it definitely put him in his tiny-yet-bloated place.

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

Not only is this the greatest burn in the history of jurisprudence, it brilliantly illustrates how frustrating the legal system must be when women are obligated to identify which of their assailants' tiny parts have been illegally forced upon them to get full justice.

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

I'm not entirely sure of the law here, but I do hope that awful sham of a person has to register as a sex offender and go door to door alerting his neighbors. That may be the first time any decent people follow him.

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

It feels significant that my Temu order is going to arrive before actual spring weather.

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

@AvengerResister @ACTBrigitte Let's break this down.

He's not modern.
He's not a founder of anything successful.
He's not much of a father by all accounts.

Can a tweet of fewer words be more wrong in part or in whole?

[Dave T. Koenig @DaveTKoenig]

You betcha.

#WGAstrong #sagaftramember #1u

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@Acyn POT AGAIN CALLS KETTLE BLACK

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