Dave Squirrel

I am a Squirrel ~ what were you expecting, Brad Pitt?

[Dave Squirrel @DaveTheSquirrel]

Having some munch xx

[Dave Squirrel @DaveTheSquirrel]

Just starting my Christmas shopping... ;) xx

[Dave Squirrel @DaveTheSquirrel]

@CarolChocolot Angelina says Hi ;)

[Dave Squirrel @DaveTheSquirrel]

This never happened ok!!

[Dave Squirrel @DaveTheSquirrel]

@ClaudiaWinkle Just heard you love Squrrels... you are now officially a legend xxx
#BigFatQuizOfTheYear

[Dave Squirrel @DaveTheSquirrel]

God said unto David
“Come forth and win eternal life”
but David came 5th and won a toaster.....

[Dave Squirrel @DaveTheSquirrel]

Happy New Year tourists.. Ha! X

[Dave Squirrel @DaveTheSquirrel]

@EE How come you charge to say "STOP" (Text to 2000) for all of your marketing messages? It should be free!!

[Dave Squirrel @DaveTheSquirrel]

Not into hunting but this looks fun.... ;) xxx

[Dave Squirrel @DaveTheSquirrel]

Taking care of business, YEH! X
https://t.co/Q8xlI2lyEI

[Dave Squirrel @DaveTheSquirrel]

Seems @Twitter is suspending users again.. Stop it, it's not very festive.. I might go down to their head office and crap on their patio!

[Dave Squirrel @DaveTheSquirrel]

Got a phone call saying I've got PPI so I've bought one of these ;) xxx

[Ian Morris TV @Real_Ian_Morris]

2nd & 3rd April North Wales Open 2016 .. free to spectate .. "Gwyn Evans Leisure Centre, Wrexham LL114GH" come and say HI X #TargetShooting

[Dave Squirrel @DaveTheSquirrel]

This birds on Tag for knife crimes... ;) lol xx

[Ian Morris TV @Real_Ian_Morris]

Our lovely squirrel Dave :) xx

[Ian Morris TV @Real_Ian_Morris]

Seems @DaveTheSquirrel has found the nuts... xx

[Dave Squirrel @DaveTheSquirrel]

Going Clubbing later...., won't impress the Seals much! lol

[Dave Squirrel @DaveTheSquirrel]

Right.. I'm having a cull...... where's those bloody badgers? ;)

[Clyde Squirrel @Clyde_Squirrel]

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