New Year, (In no way a) New Dave

If I'm a being of pure energy, why am I so tired all the time? Not such a big fan of Nazis. Generally weird and out of touch with reality. He/Him

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And yet I love you all

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@TrackRivals UPS might strike in August, you could start delivering for them and be a quadruple striker

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@jeremypolson "You ever look in the mirror first thing in the morning and think 'That can't be accurate.'" --Doug Stanhope

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@morgan_murphy I live in KC so if you want to pick me up along the way I can chip in for gas...😄

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@ShannonAber I know you live in Ohio and have tattoos but please don't get this one
https://t.co/Ychl8RCTkC

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I liked the reading I did hear (Cats of Ulthar-- my favorite Lovecraft short). You did a great job!

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@podsothoth I'm a fellow FOD and Lovecraft stan. Heard your ad on @GreatestTrek and binged all your discussion eps yesterday. I skipped the readings only because I've read all the stories several times. Great pod, I subscribed

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@TheRomanNick loved the song parody at the end of the Metro ep. You are the Weird Al of YouTube car channels

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@MaryDealing1 Cookies look good!

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@MaryDealing1 "Oatmeal Date" sounds like something Boomers might complain about younger generations: These kids today don't even know how to have a proper Oatmeal Date!

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@RikerGoogling Have you tried pushing it and popping the clutch?

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@swd2 I'm already bald so best to keep umbrellas away from me

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Evergreen tweet

[Mantic Nixie Stream Girl @noveldevice]

Which is why I am a big advocate for punching dudes in the dick.

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@ChristenP A sexy muppet Bible movie would R O C K

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How much does it cost to feed these shoes? Is vegan shoe food cheaper than an all meat shoe diet?

[Arena Flowers @ArenaFlowers]

1958: Only the FA Cup final is broadcast on TV.
1988: Live football is broadcast once a week.
2018: Football is on TV every night.
2048: Any time anyone in the world kicks a spherical object a video is automatically downloaded onto your brain chip. You cannot opt out.

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Proposal: if a cop is involved with a shooting and they "forgot to turn on their body cam" they should be immediately charged with first-degree murder.

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For those non car nerds who follow me, a Nissan Frontier is a Japanese truck, not an American Pony Car. AI strikes out again. #aifail

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@AlexSchmidty @KatieGoldin @SIFpod Very excited by the news. Katie is amazing, you guys will make a great team

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Do you like podcasts? About interesting stuff? Well, @AlexSchmidty and @KatieGoldin are together again for the first time on @SIFpod! This is going to R O C K