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pro weirdo, #writer, bog witch, terrible drummer, Sister of Perpetual Indulgence. Watch my fun show SEXO Y VIOLENCIA:

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@SethAbramson it means she’s a N@zi nutter and should go the fuck back to Germany then

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@_celia_bedelia_ me and all the gay bears throw a surprise rave in the woods with a body positive camp and necessary consent

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@Angry_Staffer I was a bartender for 20 years and I know very damn well what coke heads look and act like 👀 they’ve been hitting the ol’ work powder, the devil’s dust, they’ve been doing dick dingers in the congressional bathroom 💯

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@JefeJK47 @BuffaloRoam9375 haaaaaa I love that episode!

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

uhhhh this video kinda makes me want to go to next years gathering LOL since the festivals I been going to are too fucking crowded and expensive now…

[brandon buckingham @Buckingham_Show]

Gathering of the Juggalos 2023 episode is out now. Long Live Donovan Crip Daddy Castillo ❤️

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@BuffaloRoam9375 I mean… I’m from Florida and a burner lol I’d probably have a fuckin blast for real… would definitely pack earplugs though… and antibiotics

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@KristiNoem we had to put my 16 year old dachshund down because she had a stroke… I would give ANYTHING to have her back at 14 months old… fuckin psychopath… you are nothing but a sack of sentient toilet water 🤬

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@TheReelRandom how is a virgin supposed to be sexually available? how is a non-college educated woman supposed to homeschool 4 kids? this shit never makes any fuckin sense

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@RepRaskin So do something about it! Why are her and Bobo and the other magat monsters in our House allowed to break the rules whenever tf they want and no one ever does anything?

but gods forbid I fart in front of a cop, I’ll be tased and thrown under the jail forever 🙄

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@BogHagJess ha! My mom also did print work in the 70s and was the angelic looking child on Sunbeam Bread ads in the late 50s… boy how she hated that I came out kinda lumpy and odd looking & didn’t blossom until I was like 19 😂 but now I’m 49 & look at least 10 years younger so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@BogHagJess I didn’t mind carob lol it was better than those gottdamn rice cakes, ugh - also yeah once my mom decided I was a goofy-looking goblin changeling instead of the thin angelic strawberry blonde princess she wanted, I didn’t get any toys. But I did get a shitload of books 👍🏼

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@Angry_Staffer my conspiracy-minded remaining brain cells wonder if there’s some fuckery afoot with his sister-in-law’s Tesla (self?)driving into a lake & killlling her 🤔 wonder if the bill for his years of grifting and treason is finally coming due from the Illuminati or what lol 🤷🏻‍♀️

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@thatawesometyra @Angry_Staffer I already said that the last time I wanted to get quick greasy food for me and my man and it was like $40 - I can get gourmet local biz burgers for half that so Wendy’s can get bent forever lol

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@RockyMountViews me and my partner got engaged 13 years ago today 🩷 but tonight we are taking out a single friend who’s been going through a really rough period

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@lesleyabravanel @CBSMiami DickSantis better not fuck with my weed, it’s the only goddamned thing making life bearable in this swampass state right now 😡

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@lesleyabravanel lol my FL state school degree is already worthless - and isn’t sociology a requirement for pre-med? 🤔 It’s almost like he doesn’t want qualified doctors in the state bc he’s been bought off by the insurance companies who want us to pay our premiums then díe

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@RoganBarbara surprised the Families never broke his 🦵 or worse… they shoulda had him sleep with the fishes Big Pussy style

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@janaecook @ask_aubry wow that whole thing was a fuckin RIDE but I’m glad he finally did the right thing and that she dumped his ass 👍🏼

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@MiniOrchid1 @ask_aubry I just read about this on another account - he was definitely trying to pull some SA 😡 his brother shoulda kicked his ass that night

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@swd2 I find that so unattractive that I am literally repelled in the opposite direction at light speed

good luck getting laid, little magat 🙄

[ȼħɍɨsŧɇn 🫀 @ChristenP]

@williamlegate or - the corrupt and traitorous court rules in trumps favor but bugfucks it somehow and he ends up dictator for life