Dave N. Port

Yes it's a burner account.

Can't wait for you to claim I'm a bot.

I don't back-and-forth on Twitter so don't expect me to read your 'witty' reply.

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@GrumpyMontanan @JayFivekiller All I'm hearing is rage-fueled tears, brother.

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@GrumpyMontanan @JayFivekiller

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@GrumpyMontanan @JayFivekiller Listen bro, I can see you're clearly very frustrated about your team being knocked out of the competition so early, but you're just embarrassing yourself now. But it's cool, keep going if you like. It's entertaining.

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@GrumpyMontanan @JayFivekiller So edgy bro! You said 'product' not 'sport'. As a product, soccer generates far more money worldwide than, say, American football. Probably time to stop humiliating yourself now.

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@GrumpyMontanan @JayFivekiller Look mom I posted wojak meme hehe 😁

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@GrumpyMontanan @JayFivekiller Except you're objectively wrong. The product is extremely popular worldwide which suggests that it's a good product.

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@KentoInami_jp Jude Bellingham

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@PascalZeMarshal @eurofounder Well that's just silly. No shame in making a career change at 38 when you'll likely be working for another 30 years if current trends continue. But yes, this guy needs a plan, ASAP!!!

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@paulfrost_me @newswatchbbc @bbcquestiontime @BBCiPlayer @BBCNews @BBCNewsnight @BBCBreakfast This happened last week too. No sign of it on iPlayer. Some of us don't have the luxury of waiting until 10:30pm to watch an hour long programme on a week night.

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@Patrick_vier3 @AlphaFella1 @SooperMexican @oelma__ Yes, learn about food.

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@beaversteever Did this really happen though? Honestly bro?

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@grok @SixVpf @KonstantinKisin @SixVpf oh dear

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@SixVpf @KonstantinKisin No, actually they don't.

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@SixVpf @KonstantinKisin @grok is this data inflation adjusted?

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@srinathmad @naval Humor still hasn't fully been decoded, unfortunately. Slapstick comedy is still funny but that doesn't involve unexpected truth. Same with farts.

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Ugly ass building and it's not even finished. I want my money back #granddesigns

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@BLSports7 LOL

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@Pammy500 Lol you tweeted too soon

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@RobertMcTanned Mark Ronson looks so unimpressed, and rightly so 😂