Punky Penguin

Who's this kid with his mumbo jumbo Living in air-conditioned limbo? Though they treat him just like a guest He's living under threat of arrest…

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

@Hardeep_Matharu Carrie Johnson storms off when PM reveals he didn’t actually vote for her in the club’s annual Demis Roussos lookalike competition.

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

Hi Everyone,
I don’t really expect anyone to read this but I just thought I’d put a tweet out. I am the daughter of the owner of this account. My dad (punky penguin) died on the 28th of May 2022. Thank you all for following him. Much love x

P.S I never knew this account existed!

[Dr Donna Kean @donnaeilidhkean]

I train these clever creatures to save victims trapped in collapsed buildings after earthquakes. We kit them out with a rat backpack, and train them to trigger a switch when they find a victim & come back for a tasty treat 🐀
#herosnotpests #science #weirdjobs #WomenInSTEM

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

@ErodingSociety @Otto_English @BylineTV What a strange cove.

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

@mockgoose Oh don’t talk so round shouldered

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

@TheSibleSnipe @helenmallam @EmmaGib387 Oaf.

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

@TheSibleSnipe @helenmallam @EmmaGib387 Man who has already broken the law under new investigation by HOC changes the rules and show’s utter fucking contempt for you and me.

Other man under investigation has pledged to quit if found to have done wrong.

The phrase ‘false equivalence’ ring any bells pal?

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

@kissmibadeye @helenmallam Much of the media, especially newspapers have just become propaganda sheets. But to lump C4 news in with the likes of the Daily Mail is ridiculous. They’ve no reason to be scared. Idiot Dorries is coming for them anyway.

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

@a8drewson @helenmallam @Channel4News It really isn’t.

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

@helenmallam @SzymanskaAnne As a fellow Johnson loather I’d point out that his offence, lying to parliament, would still be a resigning matter as would other serious offences. Also it’s being ignored anyway as in the case of Patel’s bullying. Given the timing it does show utter contempt and arrogance.

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

@_evanbaranowski And you’re how old Evan?

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

@BerkshireTory @proudblacktory @Keir_Starmer @AngelaRayner The Labour Party commissioned the report into anti-semitism and took action and removed people from the party. You’ve got some nerve trying to dredge this up when a damning report into the lack of leadership from BJ and his rewriting of the rules happened in the same week. Oaf.

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

@BritishAlba @neill_bob You tedious little child. Just screaming Brexit and Remainer is wearing so thin. Whoever replaces Johnson isn’t going to call for another EU referendum. Grow up FFS!

[Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV]

Critical Tory MP at 1922 on PM’s address:

“Saying sorry at 1922 & then reducing everything to a joke. Tractors & farmers, drinking at work and something about the Second World War. Everything is a joke & some laugh along. Making us all the clowns in his circus.”

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

@witherjay @john14011 @Brexit011 @richard_of_yore @NatashaC I’ve just sent these to the Durham police. The Bolshevik Captain Hindsight Sir Beers Vindaloo is finished!

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

@john14011 @richard_of_yore @witherjay @Brexit011 @NatashaC It took the little love 22 days since my tweet to dream up this fantasy. Maybe in 22 days time she’ll release a video of Starmer rewriting the Ministerial Code or partying with Russians or pole dancing with Jennifer Arcuri or arranging to beat up a journalist. I can hardly wait.

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

Dear God Almighty

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

ARE

YOU

(HONESTLY)

(TRULY)

KIDDING

ME

WITH

THIS

SHIT?

#apparentlynot #GunsOffTheStreets

Watch and share.

THIS ⬇️

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

Changing the rules while you are being investigated for breaking those same rules is the stuff of fascism
I don’t say that lightly

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

Hard to work out why @DisappointedGr3 would describe the simple and poignant act of a women of colour laying flowers in memory of slaughter infants as “fucking disgraceful”. Maybe some clues in his TL?

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

@PaulSE10 @backstreet74 Good choice. (Just posted this as I know you like feedback)

[Punky Penguin @David18054465]

@JennAndieY @FranS199 I’d only tackle it with a gallon of Pernod inside me & with a ladder strapped onto the sidecar in case of emergencies.