David Archer

Guilt-ridden shell of a man.

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

Full time?? She’s never moving out, is she? #thearchers

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

Maybe I should put @LyndaSnell out if her misery, as well as the badger.

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

http://t.co/lCu53yRT identifies robots, spammers and inactive users you are following. Useful.

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

@BartlebyThePony I've been too busy with the sewage and the badgers to tweet, Barnaby!

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

I see Usha has a book club now. I might join in, seeing as I have a lot of time on my hands at the moment. @Ooshas_bookclub

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

I'M NOT A WEDDING PLANNER! I'M A FARMER! I. DO. FARMING!

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

Nigel's funeral today. There are no words.

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

@Pip_Archer "you're". As in "you are". Get back to your revision, young lady.

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

RT @thefarmerswife3: I listened to mon & tues episodes earlier and wailed. Fantastic acting by @DavidA_Ambridge < *cough* @timbentinck

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

Nigel made the front page of today's Borchester Echo. Dave doesn't come out well, gutter press! #thearchers #sattc http://yfrog.com/gz64myfj

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

I thought @borsetpolice had already got what they needed from me. Will there be charges laid against me?

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

@JustJyve Too late now. Can't leave another child without a parent.

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

@LyndaSnell Only if next year's panto is Hamlet or something equally depressing. @kenton_archer

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

RT @Trevski74: @DavidA_Ambridge @pip_archer Helen going under a bus might provide light relief! < We could all use a laugh at the moment.

[Trevor Godman @Trevski74]

@DavidA_Ambridge @pip_archer Helen going under a bus might provide light relief!

[Graeme Stickings @Stickings90]

@DavidA_Ambridge This was a dastardly plot by Queen of Capriciousness, Vanessa Whitburn to instigate a 10yr family feud #sattc #thearchers

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

@kenton_archer The banner didn't hold up well either, in case you had forgotten.

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

I am very proud, @LizziePargetter @archerruth @pip_archer

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

RT @4e4_Network: next sunday's #Archers script - it was all a dream after @DavidA_Ambridge had too much wine < *crosses fingers and hopes*

[David Archer @DavidA_Ambridge]

If I'd realised it would take the death of a family member to get @pip_archer to appreciate me, I'd have pushed Helen under a bus long ago.