David Comstock

Musician, Social Media Marketing Major at LDSBC, member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, and deep thinker.

[David Comstock @DavidCComstock]

@DontFuckUp2k17 And sending folks to gulags

[David Comstock @DavidCComstock]

Deep fried Sausage McMuffin? @McDonalds thoughts?

[Star Wars Problems @StarWarsProblms]

[escaping the Death Star trash compactor]

Luke: I think we learned something today.

Han: Yeah. Recycle.

[Rhett McLaughlin @rhettmc]

My son just told me he wanted to be a human on the weekends and a dog during the week. I'm doing something right. #fatherhood

[GeneralConference @ldsconf]

“I am pretty sure that church sleep is among the healthiest of all sleeps.”
#PresUchtdorf | #LDSConf

[David Comstock @DavidCComstock]

That moment you gotta wake up at 4am to walk to 5am work...
#lifeisgood
#igotthis

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Emperor Palpatine: the galaxy's greatest hero. (via @HanClanSolo77)

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

FYI mom
"if you see our son, bring him home" is way too dramatic of a way to ask dad to pick me up from band practice
just in my opinion

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

sometimes i wish i weren't an only child
but mom says when you have siblings weird things can happen

[Star Wars Problems @StarWarsProblms]

Obi-wan: You don’t have a shot with Padmé.

Anakin: Don’t underestimate my charm.

*stares at her creepily for the rest of the movie*

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

I wrote a book about how to be a hermit.

It's one word long:

"Don't."

[David Comstock @DavidCComstock]

When I get more sleep... I feel amazing!
#BCmindblown
#runthebc
#sleep

[David Comstock @DavidCComstock]

Nap time!!
#BCmindblown
#runthebc
#sleep
#commons

[David Comstock @DavidCComstock]

This is lovely and all. But I really want him to sing "A Poor Wayfaring Man of Grief"... all the verses... @myLDSBC
#ldsbcdevo

[Hillary Jade Fevrier @hilljadefevrier]

Knowing that the gospel is true is the essence of a testimony. Being true to the gospel is the essence of conversion. #ldsbcdevo @myLDSBC

[David Comstock @DavidCComstock]

"You need the Savior in your life"
#ldsbcdevo

[Dallin @DallinRomrell]

This is the best haha

[josh dun @joshuadun]

.@TheRock hate to ask but can I get a little encouragement on this beard I’m trying to grow? this is so hard to do.

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

DON'T WORRY! GMM IS BACK TOMORROW!
https://t.co/7i2wi2Spo8

[David Comstock @DavidCComstock]

It's Devo time!!
#LDSBCDEVO