David

[David @DavidFirt]

@seadentist I had more to say

[David @DavidFirt]

Casting Jacob Elordi as Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights is honestly my villain origin story. I can’t get over it

[David @DavidFirt]

If I wanted a white man version of Heathcliff- the Tom Hardy version already exists and he’s way sexier

[David @DavidFirt]

You ever so sad you sing Santa Fe in 3 different keys just to have something to do

[David @DavidFirt]

Down so bad I ate a spoonful of cream cheese just to feel something

[David @DavidFirt]

Not to be dramatic but that baby hippo who just grew some teeth has changed my life

[flashback to getting head at a Halo 2 LAN party @GarlicCorgi]

This is just a little pro tip from me but if you RT a bunch of this shit your For You feed stops being racist

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

Lmao

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[Drag Crave @Drag_Crave]

Horacio Potasio looks incredible in her ‘Comida de Feria’ (Fair Food) runway for Drag Race México.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

CupcakKe donates $15.5K to the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund.

[David @DavidFirt]

1:00am
Chris: Asleep
Me: watching 10 seasons of All My Children through 4min tiktok clips

[David @DavidFirt]

I’m so brainwashed that when I work 10 hours instead of 12 I feel like a quitter

[David @DavidFirt]

I know I’ve found the one because my bf can’t stop thinking of gifts to get my rabbit for his bday

[David @DavidFirt]

Set catering vegan option menus will be like: Monday- cauliflower steak, Tuesday- broccoli steak, Wednesday cabbage steak and it’s all just a giant piece of vegetable

[David @DavidFirt]

@seadentist I haven’t bought any pepper Jack cheese. Idk what you’re eating

[horse massacre @torqpenderloin]

morning dinner talk: let's have fish and some vegetables for dinner
3 pm: i want 1,000 buffalo wings

[David @DavidFirt]

Chris when he puts on my clothes