Newport Jazz Legend

Exhibiting a deep sense of irony and an inflated sense of my past musical talents

[Secret Drug Addict @ScrtDrugAddict]

I’ve Been Doing Piss Tests for a Month to See How Dry January Impacts Your Health

⁦@tom_usher_⁩ https://t.co/WvacYvAvtD

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

.@Thinkers50 named Scott D. Anthony as one of the world’s 10 most influential management thinkers.

@ScottDAnthony joins us to discuss his new book: Eat, Sleep, Innovate

He also shares stories of working with Clay Christensen (start min 39:30) @rwang0

https://t.co/NluRBXnj4E

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

Let’s never forget this, eh?

[Newport Jazz Legend @DavidMcC_1]

@marcrisby @FubsyShabaroon Speaking as a chimp, I am somewhat offended.

[John Harris @johnharris1969]

Marc Stears's new book Out Of The Ordinary is the best book about politics I've read in ages, because it's not about orthodox politics at all - but rather, Orwell, Dylan Thomas, JB Priestley's ideas about a better future based on the best of everyday life https://t.co/k2BzdiGDht

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

Nature is healing, and it’s payback time. Ducks are on their way to your house, with their families, to throw unsuitable food at you and imitate the way you talk.

[Newport Jazz Legend @DavidMcC_1]

@alistaircoleman @JulianDutton1 Fortunately Grayling has hired a hedgehog company with no hedgehogs

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

Trump leaving to YMCA is the funniest thing of all time.

[Xavi Ruiz @xruiztru]

Vardø in Norway is closer to China than it is to Portugal.

[John Bull @garius]

But if she DID age, that means Coraline turns 30 today. Just in case anyone else other than me wants to suddenly feel VERY old.

[Melissa Shusterman @MelissaForPA]

Putting Kamala Harris as VP into perspective.See the red box? Until then, she would have been enslaved.See the blue box? Until then, she couldn’t vote. Yellow box? Until then, she had to attend a segregated school.
The green one? Until then she couldn’t have her own bank account

[Helen Dale (not on your team, but always fair) @_HelenDale]

The Bernie memes are so wholesome.

[Algarvian Brexile 🇪🇺 🇵🇹🇿🇦 @PlanetZuma]

@jamesdoleman Hartley-Brewer - the memory of a goldfish when it comes to tweets.

[Newport Jazz Legend @DavidMcC_1]

@BBCJonSopel It’s behind you!

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

Continuing in our series of Things You Can Never Unsee: ducks' beaks look like dogs' faces.

[Brexitshambles @brexit_sham]

We see you John, we can all read between your lines and the true majority are fed up suffering the consequences of your 'taking control'.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Here’s the letter George H. W. Bush left Bill Clinton on the first day of his presidency.

A lesson in grace.

[Gérard Araud @GerardAraud]

National cliches. How to convince a British to be vaccinated : by saying gentlemen do it; a German by saying : it’s an order; a American by saying : his neighbor did it and a French by saying : he is not allowed to get it.